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Celebrity Justice2/12/2008 9:36 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Bail Is a Bitch

So your family has a gazillion bucks and you can't post $20,000 bail. That really blows.

Barron Hilton is rotting away, waiting to get released. Paris won't bail him out, so his friends came to do it. But there's a snag. Barron's buds showed up with $2,000 cash, assuming they only had to pay 10%. They assumed they could take the 10% to the Sheriff and spring their friend, but the Sheriff doesn't provide discounts -- only a bail bondsman will take a William Morris percentage.

So now Barron's buds are off looking for a bail bondsman. We hear the meatloaf dinners are excellent. Tastes like chicken.

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Paris is Pathetic:  1463 days ago

First!
C'mon mom & dad...teach him a lesson and leave him in jail!

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Whogivsafuk:  1463 days ago

First????

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DINNY:  1463 days ago

I don't understand why they don't take 10%

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Whogivsafuk:  1463 days ago

This guy and Nick H. should hang out togetha!!!!

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David:  1463 days ago

when you get arrested the sheriff wants it all, only the bail bondsman takes the percent but thats a bitch having to check in everyday plus pay intrest for that money...i feel for the kid cause he is only 18 and learning a hard lesson very early...but better now than later...i thought it was 5k bail when did it shoot to 20k?

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AL GOREs VAGINA:  1463 days ago

Let him rot in there...the little prick!

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bizz:  1463 days ago

I HOPE HE STAYS FOR THE WEEKEND,THE LITTLE GEEK.

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!!:  1463 days ago

Awwwww... that must suck for Barron-RichieRich-Hilton
Where Mummie and DaddieKins?

Dont they have family "Represenatives" to handle these kinds of things?

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Michelle:  1463 days ago

Rotting away? Are you serious? He's been in there for like 8 hours. Geez. Nice choice of words TMZ...

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IQ is showing:  1463 days ago

Of course the sheriff doesn't just take a 10% cash payment for bail...I think you have to go to a bail bondsman to make those kind of arrangements.
Glad to hear sister and the 'rents aren't running to the rescue. First smart move they've made in years!

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WHORELINA IS ANOREXIC AND UGLY:  1463 days ago

GOOD THING HE'S NOT IN AN ARKANSAS JAIL OTHERWISE IT WOULD TASTE JUST LIKE - WAIT FOR IT -



SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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trax:  1463 days ago

That sucks, here in Illinois all you have to do is pay the sheriff the 10%, no bail bondsman.

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janet:  1463 days ago

Well at least they didn't run right down there and bail him out. I think they are trying to teach him a lesson. Paris said no and obviously his parents learned of this early this morning and they aren't helping him....way to go Kath and Rick....Make him work to find his own bail....

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CRITIC:  1463 days ago

Leave this poor guy alone. It's the sister who should be in jail. And, well, yeah; so should the parents who have brought up such trashy kids. It's not this kids fault that the parents suck A%% and Paris is a W--re!

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cheetos:  1463 days ago

Looks like Apple doesn't fall far from the (idiot Hilton-you-re all just jealous) Tree!

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