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Paris to Nicole: I'll Beat You to the Altar, Bitch

Posted Feb 25th 2008 6:46PM by TMZ Staff

Paris Hilton just turned 27 and it seems she's put herself on the fast track to get hitched or somethin'.

Paris and Benji Madden were at Pets of Bel Air this afternoon. That's the same shop famously busted by the Humane Society last year. They also ate lunch at a nearby restaurant with Benji's mom. But here's the deal. They started dating -- like, a day ago. At this rate, by Saturday, she'll have two kids.

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1. first

Posted at 6:51PM on Feb 25th 2008 by suzy

2. FIRST .ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Posted at 6:51PM on Feb 25th 2008 by JOE

3. He better stock up on Valtrex.

Posted at 6:53PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Debby

4. 3rd by a turd

Posted at 6:53PM on Feb 25th 2008 by in the 206 AKA Deliman

5. ICK..WHAT A NASTY AZZ PIG SHE IS.THAT BENJI GUY NEEDS TO BE SMACKED IN THE HEAD AND DOSED WITH SOME VALTREX QUICKLY.EWWWW...MABYE HE PRETENDS SHES A TRANSVESTITE....THEY DO NOT MAKE A CUTE COUPLE...PLEASE DONT LET THEM BREED.

Posted at 6:54PM on Feb 25th 2008 by SPLIFFSMOMMY

6. Paris Hilton is trash. Anybody who is stupid enough to marry her will get exactly what he deserves.

Posted at 6:57PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Bitch Hater

7. Awwww, Jared Leto's gonna be so upset!

Posted at 8:33PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Who give's a rat's a$$ ?

8. Douche Love! He is one, she needs one.

Posted at 7:03PM on Feb 25th 2008 by meltz911

9. BENJI.........LIKE THE DOG, SHE HAS A REPUTATION WITH PETS, THAT IS ALL HE IS............BENJI...RUN BENJI RUN..

Posted at 7:03PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Rasta Mon

10. Anybody who is stupid enough to marry her will get exactly what he deserves.......Ya, Herpes....
Rick and Kathy must be so proud of their parenting skills.

Posted at 7:04PM on Feb 25th 2008 by TMZ has jumped the shark

11. Paris haters are geezers and geezerettes.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 7:10PM on Feb 25th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

12. she looked like she would rather have her head blown off in the pic on the motorcycle with him. this is nothing more than a way to get both of their fug faces in the "news". he's her type about as much as he is mine. NOT!

Posted at 7:05PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Hottrainwreck

13. Good lord in heaven, that's quite a downgrade from Sophie Monk.... Benji, wtf are you THINKING? GO back to Sophie!! She's one of the hottest, cutest women on planet Earth and you're canoodling with THIS trash? I am without words.

Posted at 7:07PM on Feb 25th 2008 by IJustThrewUpALittle

14. Paris totally rules man & like most she hates the STD boy Hussein Obama!!!

Posted at 7:09PM on Feb 25th 2008 by @

15. Ask your doctor if dating Paris Hilton is right for you. Side effects may include burning in the urethra, itching in the crotch and unexplained scabs forming around your tingly parts. Do not date Paris Hilton if you are sane or are intending on becoming sane. In extreme cases the making of pornographic movies or spontaneous pole dancing may occur.

Posted at 7:12PM on Feb 25th 2008 by Paris Hilton STD cream

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