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Paris to Nicole: I'll Beat You to the Altar, Bitch

2/25/2008 8:46 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton just turned 27 and it seems she's put herself on the fast track to get hitched or somethin'.


Paris and Benji Madden were at Pets of Bel Air this afternoon. That's the same shop famously busted by the Humane Society last year. They also ate lunch at a nearby restaurant with Benji's mom. But here's the deal. They started dating -- like, a day ago. At this rate, by Saturday, she'll have two kids.

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suzy    

first

2330 days ago
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LIFE IS LIFE    

FIRST .ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

2330 days ago
3.

Deb    

He better stock up on Valtrex.

2330 days ago
4.

Deliman in the 206    

3rd by a turd

2330 days ago
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SPLIFFSMOMMY    

ICK..WHAT A NASTY AZZ PIG SHE IS.THAT BENJI GUY NEEDS TO BE SMACKED IN THE HEAD AND DOSED WITH SOME VALTREX QUICKLY.EWWWW...MABYE HE PRETENDS SHES A TRANSVESTITE....THEY DO NOT MAKE A CUTE COUPLE...PLEASE DONT LET THEM BREED.

2330 days ago
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Noelle    

Paris Hilton is trash. Anybody who is stupid enough to marry her will get exactly what he deserves.

2330 days ago
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can't fool me    

Awwww, Jared Leto's gonna be so upset!

2330 days ago
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meltz11    

Douche Love! He is one, she needs one.

2330 days ago
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April Fouels    

BENJI.........LIKE THE DOG, SHE HAS A REPUTATION WITH PETS, THAT IS ALL HE IS............BENJI...RUN BENJI RUN..

2330 days ago
10.

zzz    

Anybody who is stupid enough to marry her will get exactly what he deserves.......Ya, Herpes....
Rick and Kathy must be so proud of their parenting skills.

2330 days ago
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800 Pound Gorilla    

Paris haters are geezers and geezerettes.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

2330 days ago
12.

cry baby    

she looked like she would rather have her head blown off in the pic on the motorcycle with him. this is nothing more than a way to get both of their fug faces in the "news". he's her type about as much as he is mine. NOT!

2330 days ago
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Carltonsux    

Good lord in heaven, that's quite a downgrade from Sophie Monk.... Benji, wtf are you THINKING? GO back to Sophie!! She's one of the hottest, cutest women on planet Earth and you're canoodling with THIS trash? I am without words.

2330 days ago
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$    

Paris totally rules man & like most she hates the STD boy Hussein Obama!!!

2330 days ago
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I laugh at other's misfortunes    

Ask your doctor if dating Paris Hilton is right for you. Side effects may include burning in the urethra, itching in the crotch and unexplained scabs forming around your tingly parts. Do not date Paris Hilton if you are sane or are intending on becoming sane. In extreme cases the making of pornographic movies or spontaneous pole dancing may occur.

2330 days ago
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