Kid Rock To Prosecutors: Batter Up!

1. 4am waffle house parkling lot fight, that there is the holy grail of hillbilly..............

Posted at 11:29AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by FlBiker

2. kid rock is so yesterday, along with britney spears and that slutty sister jamie as well.

they all look like some backwoods trailer trash anyway.

did someone say bonfire, yall??

Posted at 11:39AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by what A loser

3. i'd so do him

Posted at 11:44AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by deedee

4. Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said honey we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

Well I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh I've got friends in low places

I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay...

Posted at 11:45AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by wet willieeeeeeee nelson

5. #4 Garth Brooks

Posted at 11:48AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kelli

6. #5 Kelli...figures you'd know it was a country song. You are from Garland, right? :)

Posted at 11:58AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Whatever

7. He needs to clean himself up so he can at least be considered white trash.

Posted at 11:59AM on Mar 3rd 2008 by jeff

8.

#5, yeah i know ol' barf brooks very well.

we are best friends at the ol' watering hole.

me and ol' barf go way back, we were bed buddies....

Posted at 12:02PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by wet willieeee nelson

9. :) Ok I took the bait. I couldn't resist. Garth deserves better. He is an Okie though.

Posted at 12:03PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kelli

10. Haven't lived in Garland for years. You read on Leann Rimes post she was from my hometown. Creepy you remember that by the way.

Posted at 12:05PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kelli

11. Kelli----Everybody remembers your crap because you never get off your computer. You seem to be so weird....get a life! And Kid Rock is the S***!!!!

Posted at 12:11PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by OMG!!!

12. OMG!! The irony of your comment says it all!! Have a good day!

Posted at 12:14PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Kelli

13. It's true, almost every story you go to, on any day, there is Kelli (with a cutsie i!)

Posted at 12:22PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Ralph Malph

14. good mornng kelli, sory I passed ou on you last night. but OMG is right the kid is white trash just like the rest of us. but I like his noise.

Posted at 12:25PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by Robert

15. thou shalt not dis The Rock. Goddammit.

Posted at 1:09PM on Mar 3rd 2008 by MIgirl