There's No Way in Hell Bai Wrote This

3/4/2008 1:20 PM PST
Bai LingIn her most recent blog, Bai Ling called her alleged pilfering of $16.22 worth of goods from an airport "an innocent mistake." So now she's making sense?? Doubtful.

The chicken-dancer extraordinaire adds that she is "confident that the truth will be told since I never had any intention of taking items without paying for them." Riiiight.

Using words like "infraction" and "misdemeanor charges," the statement lacks such trademark Ling-isms as "Dusts like the stars dancing in a slow motion shines the sunlight."