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There's No Way in Hell Bai Wrote This

Posted Mar 4th 2008 11:20AM by TMZ Staff

In her most recent blog, Bai Ling called her alleged pilfering of $16.22 worth of goods from an airport "an innocent mistake." So now she's making sense?? Doubtful.

The chicken-dancer extraordinaire adds that she is "confident that the truth will be told since I never had any intention of taking items without paying for them." Riiiight.

Using words like "infraction" and "misdemeanor charges," the statement lacks such trademark Ling-isms as "Dusts like the stars dancing in a slow motion shines the sunlight."

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1. :)

Posted at 11:24AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ali

2. what am i? THIRD!!!!!!!!!!! FOURTH!?! anyways...i am going to read her blog

Posted at 11:26AM on Mar 4th 2008 by poison apple

3. Those who believe in Bai Ling's blog will also believe in Paris's guru.

Posted at 11:43AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Bozo's Balls

4. Bozo's balls,

Though I have to admit her blog is a little weird it is in the realm of possibility that the prosecutor has decided not to file misdemeanor charges. The Guru and Paris becoming enlightened were not possible in any realm. BTW, I do agree, I think somebody else wrote that part of her blog for her.

Posted at 11:56AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Frogger

5. So you've never been so mad and exhausted you almost made a boo boo? It's not like she spent years planning and training to pull off this major heist!

Posted at 12:08PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Sillyme

6. I think we agree. The intent of my message was that these were not Bai Ling's own words (although I do think this airhead has reached an intellectual plane unfamiliar to Paris).

Posted at 12:09PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Bozo's Balls

7. #1--Ali--come on there, get a life, get busy. Quit living for TMZ.

Posted at 12:13PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Steve

8. Frogger, I think we agree. The intent of my message was that these were not Bai Ling's own words (although I do believe that this airhead has reached an intellectual plane unfamiliar to Paris).

Posted at 12:14PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Bozo's Balls

9. Steve--i hate that you have my husbands name!! lol

Posted at 12:19PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ali

10. #5--Yes, we've all make mistakes when we're tired, but theft never entered into it. Besides, when she was first arrested, she said she did it because she was upset from a bad break-up with her boyfriend. So if she is going to lie to explain her stealing, she needs to be consistent.

Posted at 12:20PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Julie

11. Ali--the thing about a site like TMZ--almost nobody uses their real name. I feel certain you understand that.

Posted at 1:00PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ezekiel

12. There he goes again...it's Guy-Ling!

Posted at 1:06PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Stevo

13. who would make up the name "steve" , i understand something like bozo's balls.....but steve??

Posted at 1:23PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Ali

14. America...you no believe me???....i no taka batteries.....i borrow tem....i luv u long time...wit baterries i luv u bery long time

Posted at 2:04PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Bill-bo Braggens

15. This isn't like Wynonna Rider who has now faded so far into obscurity I don't even remember how to properly spell her name, nor do I care. This seems more like something someone would do out of absentmindedness, maybe a little buzzed. How humiliating. If she is telling the truth, perhaps she was genuinely distracted and just not thinking. Honestly this could happen to anyone. Remember Ms. Rider was caught on video removing the tags from $5000 worth of merchandise and to this day refuses to admit it. Sounds like this girl just picked up a couple of random items and maybe, just maybe forgot to pay for them. I really don't know and she has often acted weird but I admit I feel bad for her.

Posted at 3:55PM on Mar 4th 2008 by Don't Be Stupid. Vote For Hillary

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