With her luxurious polyester hair, flawless pancake makeup, fabulous ratty bath mat jacket, age-appropriate geriatric spandex mini-dress and orthopedic stripper heels, delusional L.A. billboard icon Angelyne, age unknown, emerged in a parking lot on Sunday -- looking like the ghost of Paris Hilton's future.
Luckily, Ange spared onlookers a glimpse of her prewar vadge.
1. More like Parisite Hilton in 10 years. She is not aging well.
Posted at 12:27PM on Mar 11th 2008 by FlBiker
2. 1st,and YUCK
Posted at 12:27PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Dick Weed
3. Paris in 50 years, no Paris in 20 years.
Posted at 12:28PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Lenn K.
4. oh my goodness....
yeah, i can see the resemblence a bit.
Posted at 12:30PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Rayne
5. What is the point of this? We all get old.
Posted at 12:29PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Howard
6. This is so sad on so many levels that we should just move on. Nothing happening here, folks.
Posted at 12:31PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Jasmine
7. For God Sake, Put The Sunglasses Back On!
Posted at 12:31PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Mikey
8. Yuck! She could be wrapped up and sold as a Barbie doll
Posted at 12:35PM on Mar 11th 2008 by BGZ
9. Prewar vadge?? My God, that was HYSTERICAL!!
Posted at 12:33PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Marc Ants
10. that ugly shauna (whatever the heck her name is) in 5 years
Posted at 1:19PM on Mar 11th 2008 by poobear
11. Be VERY careful, and don't go to those "dating" websites or nude photo websites. These sites are now loaded with things that they can infect your computer with a virus or a Trojan.
A friend at work had to get the Geek Squad to fix her computer after visiting one of these sites.
So beware of these websites, as they may cause you computer to either lock up or lose some important files
Posted at 12:39PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Darla
12. This old broad was no kid back in the days everyone was talking about her. I remember seeing her driving around the valley all the time in a pink Corvette.
Posted at 12:36PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Dean
13. LOL ......LOL......... LOL............. LOL........... LOL THAT IS HYSTERCAL!! Thanks for the laugh.
Posted at 12:37PM on Mar 11th 2008 by PJ
14. I love her!!!! She looks great!!!!
Posted at 12:38PM on Mar 11th 2008 by marc
15. I Thought it was Miss Piggy until i put on my Glasses.
Posted at 12:40PM on Mar 11th 2008 by Mik
