One man bid $40,100 for one "meet and greet" with Scarlett Johansson at a film premiere.
Sure, the money goes to charity, but that same amount of cash could buy 40 dates with Gov. Eliot Spitzer's hot hooker -- and she's a sure thing!
Talk about more bang for your buck!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
1. Absolutely, hillarious
Posted at 11:51AM on Mar 13th 2008 by Paul
2. and teh AIDS is thrown in for free
Posted at 11:52AM on Mar 13th 2008 by cps
3. I like the way Scarlett has her mouth open like she is ready for a load.
Posted at 11:52AM on Mar 13th 2008 by Beefcakes
4. Filler up? You bet :-)
Posted at 11:58AM on Mar 13th 2008 by JRS
5. At least he won't have to worry about catching something from Scarlett. Even if she had it, she wouldn't share it.
Posted at 12:04PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Karen
6. Scarlett got her start by sleeping around with the directors.
Posted at 12:16PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Oprah
7. I actually visited the ebay auction and there were FAQ's and one of them was " how long will I get to spend with Scarlett?" Now, dont quote me to the word on this, but they reply was something like "due to scarlett's busy schedule, it will be a brief meeting, or something to that affect. Either way, it led me to believe it would be a hi nice to meet you --see you later type thing. Haha, not to mention, the winner had to pay for airfare and hotel accomodations. So, this person paid $40,000 to just go to the premiere in a limo. Hahahahaha....duh. Well, I guess I have to remember it was for charity.
Posted at 12:27PM on Mar 13th 2008 by ughhhhh
8. That hooker looks like such a typical Jersey girl, she's not that pretty at all.
Posted at 12:36PM on Mar 13th 2008 by tracey
9. Check your math. A visit from the call girl was $4000 a pop. 40K would have only bought 10 "dates."
Posted at 12:36PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Katie
10. Another uneducated paid-for-sex pig who will end up becoming wealthier than the wife and daughters who were betrayed and dishonored as a family unit for a few moments of questionable sexual gratification.
Posted at 12:45PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Disgust
11. Another sexist juvenille post by TMZ writers, shame on you Harvey! I think women everywhere you write the advertisers on the website and the show and let them know what we think about the way you write about women in your stories. Three stories on TMZ this morning and all sound like wetdreams from a 24 year old guy.
Posted at 12:52PM on Mar 13th 2008 by In the TMZ
12. The girl (Scarlett Johansson) that couldn´t play the woman (Jenna Jameson).
(Prostitution should be legal in every state, and the prostitutes should pay taxes of their income.
And further; HIV/AIDS and other STD´s should be checked every 30 day(s), this is the modern path, and the society as of today, March 2008.)
Posted at 12:56PM on Mar 13th 2008 by dAcB
13. 40 dates? why did TMZ turn polite all the sudden?
Posted at 1:06PM on Mar 13th 2008 by not really
14. i WOULD TAKE THE LITTLE WHORE INSTEAD.
Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 13th 2008 by A loser who pays women for sex
15. I think Scarlett is overrated in her looks as well. She is cute, but she isn't no raving beauty.
Posted at 2:02PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Jenna
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