1. I would do him.

Posted at 1:15PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Miss Ditmyer

2. first

Posted at 1:15PM on Mar 27th 2008 by chaz micheal micheal

3. WHY DOES HE HAVE BREAST IMPLANTS?!!

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Mikey

4. I wonder what he'd look like if he weren't sucking in his gut.

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Nor Cal Reader

5. Man-boobs, AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! There has to be a law passed that all men above a c-cup are prohibited from going topless. He and Bill Parcells should sign up at the strip club with the size of their hooters. He can feed a baby with those things.

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Aaaaahhhh MY EYES!!!!!!!

6. Looking at picture and rolling my eyes; TMZ, "You can't handle the truth"! What an awesome actor.

Posted at 1:18PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Dallas

7. fat and awesome man!! LOL~~
he is soo familiar to me~~ seems i saw him somewhere!
oh~... wait! i ever saw his pictures at __agemingle.com___
so many hot girls like him, he's attractive to the girls there!!
lol~~ u guys can have a try!

Posted at 1:22PM on Mar 27th 2008 by gohes

8. I LOVE me some Jack! He can do no wrong in my eyes....and we know he doesn't care what we think anyway.

Posted at 1:24PM on Mar 27th 2008 by LAWoman

9. Give Jack a break ... The guy is 70 years old and snorkling ... Good for Him!

Posted at 1:24PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Thunderbird

10. Come on, he is like 70. I am sure everyone's grandfather's look like that.

Posted at 1:24PM on Mar 27th 2008 by agent smith

11. "Buxom man-boobs?" It is unfortunate that TMZ is not prohibited from ridiculing the bodies of senior citizens. Unfortunately, they can say whatever they want about senior people even though everyone's bodies will age and change with time. So this makes them some sort of fodder for TMZ to make fun of. Even innocent people out for a walk on the beach are game for TMZ and then followed by their readers who also make cruel comments. Put H a r v e y L e v i n 's ugly carcass on the beach and watch the inevitable gag reactions that will follow.

Posted at 1:29PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Claire Randall

12. HE needs a "Bro" or is that a "Mansierre "; size 52 C. I can make him one, if he wants, on my trusty little Brother sewing machine ! $35.00 C.O.D. Jack is cool, though !

Posted at 1:29PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Mary Quite Contrary

13. JACK CAN WEAR ANYTHING HE WANTS & HE CAN LOOK AS FAT AS HE WANTS, I'M TELLING YOU, THAT DUDE BONES THE FINEST CHICS OUT THERE, THREE TIMES YOUNGER THAN HE IS, I'M TALKING ABOUT 21 OR 22 YEAR OLD FINE B!TCHES. SO BAD MOUTH HIM ALL YOU WANT HE STILL GETS HIS!

GOOD FOR HIM, I AINT HATING ON HIM, I STILL WANT ME SOME OF THAT! LOL

Posted at 1:29PM on Mar 27th 2008 by SEXY GIRL

14. Jack said he passed out after the pap left. He sucked it in too long he supposed. LOL!

Posted at 1:33PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Tootz

15.
I LOVE YOU JACK XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX..........

Posted at 1:34PM on Mar 27th 2008 by cathi smith