WWE Puts the Squeeze on Man Nipples

Nipplegate 2008 has broken out in Florida! Wrestlers John Cena, Triple H, Randy Orton and Big Show are all proudly baring their nipple-free chests on a huge banner in downtown Orlando. Wait, what?

City officials met with some WWE suits to figure out how to keep the wrestling poster from looking "too provocative." The outcome - the WWE slammed, er, airbrushed the nipples into oblivion. Billboard malfunction!



According to the Orlando Sentinel, Mayor Buddy Dyer liked the nipple-free poster and added that there was some sort of city ordinance that banned public display of male nipples. For the love of Janet Jackson! But according to the city's press secretary no such ordinance exists.

Only one banner was targeted for nipple eradication. However, buses all over town are still cruising the streets baring the original posters of the wrestlers --male nipples and all. Flaunt 'em if you got 'em!

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1. since when are sweaty man nipples provacative?!

Posted at 6:01PM on Mar 28th 2008 by esby77

2. thats stupid. airbrushing nipples. whats next?!

Posted at 6:02PM on Mar 28th 2008 by aero00

3. VERY NIPPLY RETARDED!

Posted at 6:02PM on Mar 28th 2008 by BORING!!

4. This is so stupid! They are just friggin nipples we all have them. GET OVER IT!

Posted at 6:25PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Jen P

5. Whats grosser that a bunch of pumped up man-nipples? I bunch of shirless muscleguys with no nipples, too weird!

Posted at 6:08PM on Mar 28th 2008 by BLZBUG

6. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

Posted at 6:11PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Flapjacj

7. I am really happy they took some of the OIL out of their hair.

Posted at 6:11PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Just Wondering

8. ha ha!

Your state is sexually uptight!

Posted at 6:12PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons

9. Because FloriDUH is such a classy state !!!

Posted at 6:19PM on Mar 28th 2008 by delite

10. Um, everybody has nipples.  I don't know of anyone who gets "provoked" by man nipples, except maybe uptight law makers.  Just watch, in 2 months we"ll find out the mayor has a thing for shirtless oily men.

Posted at 6:21PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Pinky

11. Provocative? Hilarious! Mayor Buddy was liking the man nipples too much and he freaked out. Put the giant nipples back on the giant scarey men!!

Posted at 6:21PM on Mar 28th 2008 by soamused

12. LMAO!! I would of thought the big greased up men in shinny leatards would of been more provocative then their nipples. People are getting nuttier and nuttier. I'm done drinking the water in the U.S of A.

Posted at 6:22PM on Mar 28th 2008 by expygirl

13. Could you imangine if your job was to air brush nipples? SHOW ME THE NIPPLES...

Posted at 6:21PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Lets play

14. Can they airbrush my actual nipples off? I really don't need them.

Posted at 6:22PM on Mar 28th 2008 by Frag The Paps

15. and just when i thought the wwe could not get any more homo-erotic... wwe is lame anyhow.

Posted at 6:50PM on Mar 28th 2008 by phdguru

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