Dude! You Don't Pee On the Dance Floor!!

Posted Mar 31st 2008 12:23PM by TMZ Staff

Kenyatta Jones has some serious moves on the dance floor. They're a pisser!

The former Redskin and Patriots player, who has now been relegated to the Arena Football League, was busted after cops say he tried to urinate on the dance floor at some place called The Blue Martini in Tampa, Fla. Toot toot!

As security and off-duty cops tried to escort Jones out of the club, he tried to get back inside and shoved an officer up against a door. That's when they tazed him and hauled him off to the pokey!

He was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, obstruction and trespassing.

Talk about an offensive tackle.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports

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1. sick sick sick what in the hell are people thinking ?

Posted at 12:30PM on Mar 31st 2008 by pattie

2. um, and I wanted to hear this why? OMG, what a doofball, I wonder what kind of drugs he was on ...

Posted at 12:31PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Sassinya

3. The Blue Martini is an indoor outdoor martini/dance club/bar in International Plaza. The lines to the pisser are always long. Lol. Don't mess with TPD, they like putting there boots on people.

Posted at 12:33PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Synisjen

4. # 3 why ??????????????????????? why was that said?

Posted at 12:34PM on Mar 31st 2008 by pattie

5. Now, for assaulting an officer - a person willingly putting themselves at risk, he'll get more time than he would have for assaulting an old lady.

Posted at 12:35PM on Mar 31st 2008 by FIGHT

6. I guess when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. He wasn't intoxicated?

Posted at 12:37PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Kelli

7. Pattie - #3 is probably sick of seeing articles about black people going to jail. I think it's #6 you oughta worry about.

Posted at 12:38PM on Mar 31st 2008 by FIGHT

8. LOL okay, don't worry about #6 anymore.

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 31st 2008 by FIGHT

9. what a pig!

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Victoria

10. HAHA!! I was going to say FIGHT can relate, but we have talked about it and she is going to behave!!

Posted at 12:42PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Kelli

11. I gotta go now, gotta go now
I gotta go now, gotta go now

I've gotta go now.

I've gotta go now.

What'cha gonna do 'bout it now?

What'cha gonna do 'bout it now?

But I guess I'd better go now.

Guess I'd better go now.

I gotta go now, gotta go now
I gotta go now, gotta go now

Posted at 12:45PM on Mar 31st 2008 by I think you better go................... NOW

12. lol, Kelli. I've been behaving for some time now. Jail sucks.

Posted at 12:45PM on Mar 31st 2008 by FIGHT

13. Hey, didn't there used to be a song about that? No Pissing baby, No Pissing on the Dance Floor..............let me hear you play your horn..............shake it baby....................:>

Posted at 12:48PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Romeo

14. I thought all jocks did this.

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 31st 2008 by CoolGirl2008

15. why do people say and do the things that they do?????? why should we put down others because of skin color. NO REASON, it should never be done. i thought we as humans were passed this. this is sad,

Posted at 1:32PM on Mar 31st 2008 by pattie

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