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Dude! You Don't Pee On the Dance Floor!!

3/31/2008 1:23 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Kenyatta JonesKenyatta Jones has some serious moves on the dance floor. They're a pisser!

The former Redskin and Patriots player, who has now been relegated to the Arena Football League, was busted after cops say he tried to urinate on the dance floor at some place called The Blue Martini in Tampa, Fla. Toot toot!

As security and off-duty cops tried to escort Jones out of the club, he tried to get back inside and shoved an officer up against a door. That's when they tazed him and hauled him off to the pokey!

He was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, obstruction and trespassing.

Talk about an offensive tackle.

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pattie in cali    

sick sick sick what in the hell are people thinking ?

2341 days ago
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Sassinya    

um, and I wanted to hear this why? OMG, what a doofball, I wonder what kind of drugs he was on ...

2341 days ago
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Synisjen    

The Blue Martini is an indoor outdoor martini/dance club/bar in International Plaza. The lines to the pisser are always long. Lol. Don't mess with TPD, they like putting there boots on people.

2341 days ago
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pattie in cali    

# 3 why ??????????????????????? why was that said?

2341 days ago
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FIGHT    

Now, for assaulting an officer - a person willingly putting themselves at risk, he'll get more time than he would have for assaulting an old lady.

2341 days ago
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Kelli    

I guess when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. He wasn't intoxicated?

2341 days ago
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FIGHT    

Pattie - #3 is probably sick of seeing articles about black people going to jail. I think it's #6 you oughta worry about.

2341 days ago
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LolaBean    

Blue Martini is not in International Plaza... It's at Baywalk in St.Pete. It is an indoor outdoor club and yes the lines are super long. We usually just go behind a tree!! I Kid.

2341 days ago
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FIGHT    

LOL okay, don't worry about #6 anymore.

2341 days ago
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Victoria    

what a pig!

2341 days ago
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Kelli    

HAHA!! I was going to say FIGHT can relate, but we have talked about it and she is going to behave!!

2341 days ago
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I really don't care what you think!    

I gotta go now, gotta go now
I gotta go now, gotta go now


I've gotta go now.

I've gotta go now.




What'cha gonna do 'bout it now?

What'cha gonna do 'bout it now?


But I guess I'd better go now.

Guess I'd better go now.

I gotta go now, gotta go now
I gotta go now, gotta go now

2341 days ago
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FIGHT    

lol, Kelli. I've been behaving for some time now. Jail sucks.

2341 days ago
14.

Sharon    

Hey, didn't there used to be a song about that? No Pissing baby, No Pissing on the Dance Floor..............let me hear you play your horn..............shake it baby....................:>

2341 days ago
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CoolGirl2008    

I thought all jocks did this.

2341 days ago
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