Nanny Says Rob Lowe Exposed Himself

4/15/2008 1:39 PM PDT

Nanny Says Rob Lowe Exposed Himself

TMZ has obtained former nanny Jessica Gibson's countersuit that she filed against Rob Lowe and his wife Sheryl. Man-- this is some dirt!

In her suit, Gibson claims Lowe not only groped her, he repeatedly exposed his "flaccid penis" and his "erect penis" to her, repeatedly asked her "to touch his penis," repeatedly masturbated in front of her, showed her pornographic images on his computer, asked her to give him a massage and tell him dirty stories ... and that's just Rob!

She then says Rob's wife Sheryl walked around naked --"completely exposing herself" -- made "numerous sexually vulgar comments about male genitalia," "would talk about her sex life" with Rob and said that "she would never have a boyfriend because only a married man would want to f*** her."

Gibson says the Lowes paid her $18.00 an hour for her services. She's suing them for sexual assault and battery, sexual harassment, retaliation, unpaid off-the-clock work, overtime wages and unpaid meal periods. She's asking for damages in excess of $50,000. She also said on this morning's "Today" show that she never tried to extort money from the Lowes, as Rob has alleged.

Sources connected to Lowe say the stories just don't add up.

Dr. Phil Lackey Triggers Crisis on Show

A lowly production assistant on the "Dr. Phil" show sent the show into crisis, and TMZ knows exactly how it all went down.

You know the Florida case where eight kids were accused in that horrible videotaped beating? Well, the show sent a producer and a production assistant (think intern with a paycheck) down to Florida to snag the alleged ringleader for an exclusive appearance on "Dr. Phil."

Sources tell TMZ the production assistant -- Mikey -- and an experienced producer went to a bail bondsman, said they represented the show and plunked down the 10% need --$3,300 -- in bail for the jailed suspect.

But the lid was blown the so-called plan after a court appearance a few days back, when Mikey acted up as he walked the suspect out of court, insisting no one could talk to her because Phil had the exclusive. We hear the good Dr. is piiiissed!

Now get this... Mikey, aka, Mr. Large and In Charge, aka Michael Wynne, is a student at Boston University and is an NHL Analyst on the school's TV station. Hey Mikey, don't quit your day job, if you still got one.

Mormon Hunks -- Heavenly Bodies

Everyone can appreciate a man on a mission. Especially when he's hot! Lawd have mercy!

The Mormon boys at MormonsExposed are back and hard at work on their 2009 calendar and, apparently, their totally ripped abs. Bet if this guy showed up at your door you'd let him right in. We're just sayin' ...

It's a Fat World After All

Disney is sayin' they're renovating the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland to introduce new characters, but what they're really trying to do is trim the fat ... people.

The boats on the ride are the same old ones when the ride first debuted at the World's Fair in 1964. Here's the prob -- 44 years and 20 billion Mickey D burgers later, America has become all blubber, and it's screwing up the ride.

Two hundred pounders and up were populating the boats, which increasingly began bottoming out and stopping the ride dead in its tracks. And anyone knows you can become certifiable listening to "that song" for more than three minutes.

It became too embarrassing to escort passengers to dry land, explaining that the girth was just too much to bare.

Disney previously has denied the renovations have anything to do with weight issues.

Kim K to TMZ: Kiss My Big Fat Ass!

Don't call Kimmie "spoiled" -- she prefers going by "disgusting ... cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag."

Her former BFF Paris Hilton trashed her booty all over a Las Vegas radio station yesterday, but all Kim cared about was being called a "spoiled brat" by TMZ.

Actually Kim, we called you a "spoiled bi**h," and we're stickin' by our story.

Metcalfe Buys Some Big Ones

When you date Jesse Metcalfe you betta have bigger breasts than he does -- or else he'll buy you some!

TMZ sources tell us that Jesse bought a new rack for ex-girlfriend -- Playboy playmate Colleen Shannon -- when they dated a few years back. He made her who she isn't!

Colleen could have been very useful in nursing Jesse back to health after he got knocked on his butt.

A-List A Cups

Not every woman in Tinseltown is a walking flotation device. Their bodies may resemble that of a twelve-year-old boy, but that doesn't mean the following women aren't hot. Besides, more than a handful's a waste, right?

That Guy in "Perfect Strangers": 'Memba Him?!

Mark Linn-Baker became famous for playing Balki's (Bronson Pinchot) cousin, Larry, on the '80s TV series, "Perfect Strangers." Guess what he looks like now!

Fake 'N Bake

Celebs will go to extreme lengths to keep up their appearances. Unfortunately, at times, some methods backfire. Orange you glad it didn't happen to you? Get it? Cuz they're orange... eh.