Heidi Makes Mess In NYC -- Gets Off on Self

4/16/2008 6:09 PM PDT
Heidi Montag is so talented, she inspires herself. Which means second place inspirational goes to Brandon Davis.

And after making that brilliant insight outside the Kobe Club, she also said she's starring with Denzel Washington in a movie. We're guessing, it's the same way Natalie Cole starred in a movie with her dad -- aka, green screen.