Benny the Bull Whistled for Flagrant Foul
This is why God invented the fist-bump: A dentist has filed suit, claiming his arm got pulled all out of whack and that his bicep ruptured after the Chicago Bulls' mascot -- big, furry Benny -- high-fived him courtside.
Benny the Bull
Dr. Don Kalant Sr. says in the lawsuit that he raised his arm to slap some fur, but Benny went all bro on him and grabbed -- not slapped -- his hand, hyperextending his right arm. Dr. K says the Bulls are also liable, as his employer.

Benny -- or the guy inside, rather -- was arrested back in 2006 for allegedly punching an off-duty sheriff's deputy who tried to stop him from riding a motorcycle through a park, in costume; the charges were dropped.

The Bulls -- and Benny -- didn't return a call for comment.