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Hulk

Puts the Moves On

... His Daughter?!

4/29/2008 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

There's a lot of guys who would kill to rub oil in between Brooke Hogan's thighs -- but her birth father shouldn't be one of 'em! Billy Ray Cyrus on line one!

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In an attempt to turn Brooke a similar shade of burnt amber, Hulk creepily rubbed lotion and frolicked with his 19-year-old eldest child -- along with his Brooke-alike girlfriend -- at an L.A. hotel pool on Monday. Keep it in the family.

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196.

BOEING 787    

Sort of odd to see but better safe with sunblock than sorry with a sunburn or worse.

2330 days ago
197.

JMJ    

Look at that old fools position, feet wide apart, knees slightly bent, ass sticking out cause hey, the back knees are stiff & hurt. A little arthritis maybe??? Not to menion that his gut is in the way. Typical old fart's stance. He's just an old fool & doesn't realize it yet. Go sit in the shade old fool!!!!!

2330 days ago
198.

why?    

YUCK, I HAVE A HUSBAND AND 3 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER,

AND I WOULD THROW UP IF HE RUBBED LOTION IN HER BUTT CRACK LIKE THAT. PARENTS HAVE UNSPOKEN BOUNDARIES WHEN THEIR CHILDREN ARE GROWING OLDER. YOU WON'T CATCH ME HAND IN HAND WITH MY SON
WALKING THROUGH THE MALL 16 YEARS FROM NOW.

2330 days ago
199.

PEACE    


The Hidden Upside to the End of Constitutional Protections

We have been dismayed by the parlor game going on in the halls of power, true enough. An anti-torture bill designed to codify torture; the acceptance and legalization of domestic espionage without court order or demonstrable cause; the removal of habeas corpus, one of those petty legal terms that the entire arc of American law relies upon. The Republican Party decided that their election-year strategy, this September, would be to take boxcutters to the Constitution, and they found just enough accomplices to do it.

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So if we are dejected, today, that Americans no longer are protected by the Constitution, cheer up just a bit. Because from now on, American terrorists and their conservative supporters aren't protected by the Constitution either. It has been changed, in this time of war, according to their own new laws -- and that means that at the first point in which the Republicans lose power, these same new laws can be used to imprison those that all reasonable men agree are terrorists, and their supporters, and those giving them assistance and comfort.

The entire far-right conservative movement is tied, in no more than two or three degrees of separation, to U.S. terrorist Timothy McVeigh. His roots and his support were based in the conservative militia movement, a collection of far-right groups and organizations, many of them white supremacist in nature or affiliated with the even more noxious Christian Identity movement. Many of these groups stockpile guns and ammunition in the direct belief that those guns will be required against the U.S. government, and in places like Ruby Ridge and Waco, have brought those weapons to bear. They are proven terrorists; this much is indisputable. Under the new laws, future Attorneys General will be able to mark these individuals as enemy combatants, and no further Constitutional protections will apply. Janet Reno will be marked as the last Attorney General to have had to deal with terrorism unequipped with the new laws designed to strip such figures of their citizenship and trial rights.

A mere presidential finding, now, is now sufficient to determine which men among these conservative militia groups are the terrorist leaders, and which are the followers, and which are supporters. The acts of Timothy McVeigh were praised by many, on the right. Those men are themselves terrorists; arrest them. The men supporting the militia movements through word and deed; they, too are terrorists. A

2330 days ago
200.

Tina    

Looks like incest to me. What a sick family. Notice she does not seem to mind her father rubbing oil on her butt?

2330 days ago
201.

FlBiker    

Hogan knows best?

I cannot believe VH1 is still running that show, Hulk is a pedophile, Nick is functionally retarded,Brooke is a slam-pig and Linda is a washed up skank. Father of the year indeed.

2330 days ago
202.

Kelli    

At this point, Linda and Hulk need to reconnect and have a little sex life...maybe the kids would be ok? YUCK!!

2330 days ago
203.

EGGO    

she is not a kid!!!!!!!!!she can rub her own lotion..that does not look right and you can't make that right..it looks perverted!!!!

2330 days ago
204.

cc    

Yeah..something is wrong with this picture...that's just too close for comfort

2330 days ago
205.

I Would Mount Hannah Montana    

At least he didn't say "Whatcha gonna do when the 4-inch python goes wild on you???" while he was feeling up Brooke's big ole' butt.

Weird. VERY weird. And no, these people ain't right in the head. I can imagine that Hulk's mom would be VERY proud of her "Dad of the Year" son right about now.

Attention to the Hogan family. It's 14:59 -- please exit the stage NOW.

2330 days ago
206.

KELC    

Hulk and his daughter are a little too close-its really creepy! Yuk!

2330 days ago
207.

ahole    

HOGAN THE PERV. HIS DAUGHTER MUST BE LOVING THIS FOR ALLOWING HER DAD TO DO IT. DISGUSTING FAMILY.

2330 days ago
208.

just wondering    

too bad his proctologist wasn't on hand!! hahaha..heck throw in the dermo doc for the melanoma that is coming , at least 2 specialists visits would be outta the way.

2330 days ago
209.

Traci    

I DO THINK THAT IS A BIT TO MUCH FOR HER FATHER TO DO. NO FATHER SHOULD PUT HIS HAANDS ON HER AND IN THE PLACES HE DID. JUST WRONG NO MATTER WHAT HE WAS THINKING . CROSSED OVER AND BROOK SHOULD KNOW BETTER TO. EVEN HER BOYFRIEND. GOD BLESS

2330 days ago
210.

just wondering    

is it Britney?

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