
Wonder if Mariah's ex-husband has a similar looking ring, too!
Crabby is betting newly betrothed Mariah Carey invites hubby Nick Cannon to touch her body for, oh, six months before she's bored to tears. Or maybe just long enough to knock her up; Mariah, 38, is approaching that biological steel door. Her poor play thing won't know what hit him. Here's a tip, Nick: Find yourself a Narcissists-Anon support group now so you'll be ready when the floor moves under you.
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