Robbie Williams is like the Justin Timberlake of the UK, but here in the States, he's just another fat guy trying to justify something in order to make out with hot girls. 
His popularity's growing alright but so is something else. Check out the shiny long hair!
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Hot Bodies
1.
if i had a shirt like that
i would put a body on it;
Posted at 1:17PM on May 8th 2008 by rosaparks
2. Looks like he blew a load on the front of the towel !!
Posted at 1:17PM on May 8th 2008 by Berta
3. no, he's just saying he wants Subway for lunch. '$5 footlongs'
Posted at 1:17PM on May 8th 2008 by dianne
4. He can get as fat as he wants and have as much hair as he wants. I will still love him to pieces.
Posted at 1:26PM on May 8th 2008 by DS
5. Before I got in the water, I swear it was this long!!!
Just another chubby boy spinning the story!
Posted at 1:28PM on May 8th 2008 by Dallas
6. Go back to the UK, and take Katie & Peter and Posh & Becks with you. Quit forcing your Brittish celebs on us. We have PLENTY to make fun of here.
Posted at 1:36PM on May 8th 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap
7. Robbie the Justin Timberlake of the UK, how do you compare Robbie's 70 million solo album sales to Justin's 18 million solo album sales?
Posted at 1:39PM on May 8th 2008 by Wayne
8. Robbie is now a true American. Look at how fat he is!
Posted at 1:43PM on May 8th 2008 by Paul
9. Oh, Robbie. What happened? Is he really still the "Justin" of the UK? Didn't his album "rudebox" flop? How is he getting more "popular" in the US? He should really just let it all hang out and try and put out and album in the US only.
Posted at 1:47PM on May 8th 2008 by Leslie
10. Umm, when did he get SO FAT?! He was always so built.
Posted at 1:58PM on May 8th 2008 by Alyssa Flanz
11. Leave Robbie alone, sheesh. I hope his rehab is working!
Posted at 2:03PM on May 8th 2008 by Daneen
12. you're making fun of one of the best male singers around, if not THE best, as much as i hate his personality and attitude, i've got to grant him that.
Posted at 2:03PM on May 8th 2008 by gardner
13.
from the looks of it, he must be applying
for citizenship and his own ZIP CODE;
Posted at 2:10PM on May 8th 2008 by rosaparks
14. He's singing the jingle from Subway.............Five, Five, Five dollar foot long!!!! LOL
Posted at 2:17PM on May 8th 2008 by renee
15. Oh lord Robbie What the heck happened to ya dude!! Not only did you eat your self from the UK to the US but you look as if youve peepee'd in your big old towel!! Dear god - gastric bypass maybe?!?!?!?
Posted at 2:30PM on May 8th 2008 by JuJuMal1213
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