Holly Madison: Hef's a Bucket o' Lamesauce

The only reason those girls are with Hef is because of the $$$$$$$
They wouldn't be with an old man if he didn't have$$$$$
What does that make them???
Stripper pole in the house!
Their TV show stinks, I don't know why the network keeps them on air---OH I guess it's so that men can see them hal naked
Did I hear stripper pole again!

Hef is winding down enjoying his last few years. He's already been married several times. Hes done with being married. Been there, done that. Why does she want to marry him? Does she love him? Does she want his cash? Does she want kids with him? Lets address the above. First of all, he is snipped. No more swimmers. Secondly, if she does love him, bad idea: how many years does he have left? Thats just setting yourself up for heartbreak. If she is looking for his cash, she can forget that...he is lightyears smarter with infinately more wisdom and experience and has great lawyers. Shell get some coin as will the rest of the girls. So either Holly is an idiot and is really in love with him and suddenly in the next few years hes gonna pass away, or she is a gold digger that will get no money off of Hef because he is too smart for that b.s. Message to Holly: check it out. You are riding the gravy train due to your looks. Hef is gonna be dead inside of 10 years. Enjoy the celebrity and the cash while you have it. He is not going to marry you, so you can forget about getting a size chunk of his estate. Stay with hef for a year or two more, make money on appearances and your calanders, start as many businesses as you can with the money you are making now, and find someone around your age to date and marry that wont break your heart because they will be pushing up daisies in several years.

The Hef-and-the-Three-Girls show is a bit of so-that's-what-goes-on-at-the-mansion fun for me. I buy the annual DVD compilations and watch 'em catch as catch can. It is cotton candy, so I don't watch more than an episode or two at once, but one of my favorite episodes was when Barbi visited the Mansion and simmered over her former boyfriend's choice of current girlfriends. It was funny--her catty comments--yet sad, too, as it has been a long time since she was the bikini-clad sunbeam of the early Seventies.

Holly is sick! Why would you want to have sex with a man older than your own grandfather? She dresses like a high school girl...what's with that?

Holly only wants a marrige if it includes 50% of Hefs net worth. Holly would never have marrige before God in any Country that did not assert Hollys right to 50% of Hefs net worth. Holly doesn't love Hef, she loves his net worth.

When Hef is gone...she will dry up and fade like yesterday's flowers.....and if I never see this talentless ho again it will be heaven!

Well...she's not that dumb...she plotted her way into living in the Playboy Mansion with stylists, manicurists, servents, and chefs at her beck and call, she's now a "celebrity" with tons of money and Hef made her Playboy's West Coast Editor....A position thousands of people with a college degree and years of experience would kill for. Being a ho paid off for her.

Oh geez Ma, can I have a stripper pole too!?!? What a waste of air and space...... Yes, she isn't the first, she won't be the last, and Hef will never get married again.

I wonder if Hef said that when he passes away he's giving all of his money to charity,how fast Holly would be out of there.She is so fake.How do have sex with an 82 yr old man?????Seriously,thats disgusting

HEF IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HOLLY'S GRANDPA! & SHE'S HIS #1? IF THAT WERE TRUE, SHE WOULD BE HIS ONLY ONE!

Holly is a grade A gold digger, but out of the three she's the only one who's all there. Kendra's a spazzy lesbian idiot, it's a wonder she can tie her own shoes. She must be so embarassing to go out with. Bridget is just weird. She was my fave until the episode where she did a striptease for her parents. Psycho! And then she throws her DOG a party and gets it catered and forces her friends to come and bring gifts. If your friend did this wouldn't you start avoiding her? So yeah, Holly is definitely the best of that bunch.

The only one suprised by this news is her. She is so dumb, she couldn't see that Hef had done this many times before. She's ugly and annoying anyway.

How obnoxious. I honestly do not see what Hef sees in Holly. She is do desperate, needy, and pathetic. I like Bridget and Kendra because they see the situation for what it is. They don't intend to make a permanent meal ticket out of the guy. How irresponsible to want or try to have children with an 82 year old man. I pray to god this woman never has children, for the children's sake.

As most people know, Hefner is still married. His wife Kimberly Conrad and their 2 sons live next door. It is a case of "it is cheaper to keep her". If Hefner and Conrad divorce, she can clean him out. I seriously doubt that Holly Madison loves Hefner. She is there for the ride and like Mark said, when Hefner dies, its over or until Holly is replaced which can easily happen. She is terribly insecure and smart? Like a rock. All 3 women are annoying and frankly pretty dumb. It doesn't take much brains to live off an old rich man...men who do it are called gigalos. Women who do it are called whores.