Train Wrecks
Shayne and The Bachelor: Fake it Til You Make It!

Can you believe it -- Shayne Lamas and "The Bachelor" Matt Grant are still together!


The engaged couple hammed it up for cameras outside Villa last night to convince everyone they really love each other. Who needs a red rose when you can get a Green Card?



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1. haahahahahahahahaha

who needs a rose when you can get a green card!!!

hahahahaha ... brilliant!!!

yes ... oh shayne is such a winner ... with a mother like shauna sands .. who wouldn't be!?

Posted at 2:07PM on May 18th 2008 by ..::raven::..

2. GOD RAVEN STOP SHOUTING WHAT ARE YOU 10YEARS OLD, THIS COUPLE IS MADE FOR EACH OTHER THIS IS TRUE LOVE FOR SURE AND EVEN GOD KNOWS!!!!!

Posted at 2:08PM on May 18th 2008 by wayne

3. grow up wayne ... seriously .... you have mental issues

Posted at 2:12PM on May 18th 2008 by ..::raven::..

4. I give them 2 years tops.

Posted at 2:22PM on May 18th 2008 by Kelli

5. Raven, Shauna Sands isn't Shayne's mother. Her real mother is older and has had A LOT more plastic surgery than Shauna.

Posted at 2:23PM on May 18th 2008 by Tammy

6. Ha ha ha ha

Posted at 2:31PM on May 18th 2008 by Kertis

7. Shayne and Shayne good couple )))

Posted at 2:33PM on May 18th 2008 by Dastin

8. I couldn't believe he actually picked her. She didn't seem like she could carry on a conversation she just seemed so flakey but to each his own. I hope they make it but I doubt it for some reason. I think they will end up the like the Dr.

Posted at 2:37PM on May 18th 2008 by lori

9. He hardly needs to marry Shayne to get a green card. It may be a quciker way to get one, but he could most definitely get one through other channels, probably just as easily. And this "cutie" of yours, she was in London, I take it? I mean, after all, he was in London starting immediately after filming the Bachelor and had he actually said that to someone he casually met in a bar, he would have been in violation of his contract and would have had to pony up a great deal of money. So... no. I don't think your original story was true.

Posted at 2:39PM on May 18th 2008 by Alanna

10. Hey...

Ha

Ha

Ha

Ha

good video...............

Posted at 2:39PM on May 18th 2008 by Kertis

11. Somebody gives them 2 years? I don't give them 2 months, once ABC stops paying for everything.

Seriously.

Posted at 2:42PM on May 18th 2008 by Terminally_Realistic

12. I believe the original story about the TMZ producer.

Matt has to strike while the iron is hot. His 15 minutes is almost up.

Posted at 2:42PM on May 18th 2008 by Terminally_Realistic

13. I was surprised he picked her too. When he met her mother and sister (?), that should have clued him in on what he's got to look forward to. She's already got the matching bleached hair going on. But, seriously, she couldn't hold a conversation with him. She couldn't get past the word "like". Like, I really, like, hope they like make it like a year.

One thing is for sure, she'll need all those 7" heels.

Posted at 2:46PM on May 18th 2008 by my3cent$

14. He nauseates me big time. She, like, nauseates me, too.

End of story.

Posted at 3:07PM on May 18th 2008 by He's a nauseating Brit; she's a nauseating twit

15. I didn't think he was such a great catch himself. He has a big belly and his clothes always looked rumpled. He generally looked pudgy and unkempt. But she is certainly no Einstein. In one episode she said: "This could be the most important night in Matt and I's life." Matt and I's!!!??? This is basic elementary school grammar. "I's" is not now and never has been a word. Her mother should have spent less time with the plastic surgeon and more time supervising Shane's homework. I give this "relationship" three months.

Posted at 3:10PM on May 18th 2008 by Edumacated

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