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Kirstie Alley's

Diabolical Diet

6/3/2008 1:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley clearly hasn't seen Jenny lately, but there could be a Machiavellian reason.

After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.

But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.

Genius!

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31.

O Plz    

Kirstie is exactly where she wants to be. She has said many times before that she likes food. She knows the consequences, both personally and professionally. Critics don't care about her health - that's never mentioned. It's the way she LOOKS that bothers you - and only you.

2144 days ago
32.

Kenny is Gay    

I think someone should eat Denise Richards.

2144 days ago
33.

celebutaunter77    

kj~HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2144 days ago
34.

For the sake of kids    

It's been proven over and over again that diets don't work, they are all scam and no matter what a person will gain weight anyway even if he is going to exercise 24/7. What really works is a life style change and the answer is FA. It's not for everyone but that 12 step program works, it works and it brought back many hopeless and discouraged people to their best lives. Check it out!

2144 days ago
35.

uh?    

I volunteer to eat Denise Richards!!

2144 days ago
36.

Attractive?    

Oh Enoough! I could see if Kirstie was in her twenties, thirties or forties. She looks alright for her woman her age. Let her enjoy her food.

2144 days ago
37.

sfgdd    

look at those ankles! she looks like an elephant.

2144 days ago
38.

Michele    

Poor kirstie, leave her alone. One way or another we all now what its like to go up and down on weight. Its a daily struggle for a lot of us!

2144 days ago
39.

Anna Molly    

hmmmmm wonder why Scientology isn't helping her with her weight loss? I have a theory: Kirstie is a typical emotional eater. Scientology is all about achieving higher states of consciousness by giving more and more money. Kirstie has given all of her money to Scientology to try and achieve something she will never get, which has probably has caused her an enormous amount of emotional distress; she overeats to deal with the frustration AND she has no money to develop her weight loss system cuz she gave it all to Scientology

Either that, or she's one of them Crazy Cruise Scientologists and no investor in his right mind would go near her.

2144 days ago
40.

Bob Booie    

looks like christie actually ate jenny craig herself

2144 days ago
41.

janet    

please come back to tv or film we miss you

2144 days ago
42.

Bandolero    

Chicken Stripper, Thats not Cheetos orange. Thats Wise Barbecue Chips orange.

2144 days ago
43.

MH    

The picture looks a little bit squashed but she's obviously gained a lot of weight really fast.

I actually think TMZ might be on to something here when it comes to the theory about Kirstie gaining weight so she can lose weight on her supposed diet plan and give her testimonial about how it works.

I'm going to peel myself off the floor now. I can't believe I actually agreed with something TMZ came up with.

2144 days ago
44.

Rap sucks    

Holy sh** !look at her it's a freakin shame loosing many pounds and get like that again,agree

2144 days ago
45.

Tim    

She should call John Travola. He seems so much slimmer now that he is a Scientologist.
If Scientology is so good, why can't it help people like her not overeat?

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