1. FIRST

Posted at 2:50PM on Jun 24th 2008 by SupaSally

2. I am also SupaRETARDED. Help me get brain so think more than one word that mean nothing.

Posted at 2:53PM on Jun 24th 2008 by SupaSally

3. Ugh. So sick of these pampered millionaires and their behavior. Idiots

Posted at 2:53PM on Jun 24th 2008 by dreamer

4.

He should be sentenced to a year of tattoo removal. If he tripped on the sidewalk and skidded on his face, he's liable to leave his nose, a lip and a couple of eyebrows embedded in the pavement.

Makes me want to wave a magnet in front of his face just to see his nose and lip jump uncontrollably.

"Hook 'em Horms" doesn't mean with your nose, doot.

Posted at 2:54PM on Jun 24th 2008 by OCD

5. I wanna see him drop the soap

Posted at 2:54PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Bubba

6. #6 In the imortal words of Shaquille O'Neil, another sterling character, how does my a** taste?

Posted at 3:02PM on Jun 24th 2008 by dreamer

7. How many rebounds did this idiot have???

Posted at 3:30PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Robert Blake

8.
defendant please rise !

Posted at 3:52PM on Jun 24th 2008 by arthur shawcross

9. Girlfriend???
He is sooooo g@y.

Posted at 4:15PM on Jun 24th 2008 by lowdown

10. Girlfriend???
He is sooooo g@y.

Posted at 4:15PM on Jun 24th 2008 by lowdown

11. Dear dreamer,

Than WTF are you doing on gossip websites??

Signed,
Duh!

Posted at 4:16PM on Jun 24th 2008 by ummmmmm

12. George's hand-me-downs are just too much fun to slap, I guess.

Posted at 7:14PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Slate

13. The judge asked Dennis if he plead no contest to corporal injury to a cohabitant. Wouldn't "cohabitant" mean that Gigi was shacking up with Dennis?

Posted at 7:24PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Legal Beagle

14. Well of course, don't all good Christian women shaq up with their men? Just ask Quinn Fry. It is is SO unrealistic to expect God's word to be taken seriously. DUH

Posted at 7:26PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Jezebel for Jesus

15. Hey Legal Begal, didn't Lauri Waring from the Real Housewives of Orange County shack up with George Peterson? And, didn't George's ex fiance/secretary walk in on George and Lauri at the home she shared with him during her lunch hour? Wonder if George's first affair walked in on the second affair/secretary. Prime example of why you shouldn't throw stones at a glass house....the two famewhores chose to live in a fish bowl because they love attention, good or bad, doesn't matter as long as their name is in print or their faces plaster our TV sets. Now THAT is a much bigger story than the Rodman issue, don't ya think?!! And it sure isn't over with the Peterson's. Both George and Luari's are booked for court appearances in which they drag their X's into. They are in every sense of the word - LOSER'S. And Pizza Girl, you are still kissing their asses.

Posted at 7:47PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Common Sense