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TMZ Sports7/7/2008 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Soccer Phenom in 12-Year-Old Girl's Body

After scoring the winning goal in the Euro 2008 last week, chest hairless Spanish soccer stud Fernando Torres worked on bronzing his pasty white skin in Miami.

Nothing says futbol star like a precious, little, elastic headband.

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confucius:  1315 days ago

first foo! JLO GOTS A UGLY FAMILY..BIG NOSE , UNDER EYE CIRCLE HAVING PUERTOSSSSS

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benjamin tony atkins:  1315 days ago


thankfully this magazine
has some pictures;

hopefully he'll put this cerebral challenge
down soon before he hurts himself.....

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edonline:  1315 days ago

Methinks Harrvey is jellusssss

2nd!!!!

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FlamingoNut:  1315 days ago

"Nothing says futbol star like a precious, little, elastic headband."
Now that's funny...

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i hate hollywood:  1315 days ago

i have no clue who he is, but this guy makes my gheydar go crazy! it's beeping and buzzing like 300000 times a second looking at this femme. WTF is up with that headband?? thats some $hit my 11 year old sister would rock???

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ashley:  1315 days ago

AW, it's ashame that this poor dude can't be as ''BUFF' or OOMPA LIKE (orange) as Harvey LOL

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Jen:  1315 days ago

He is so hot. mmm.

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Shrimp:  1315 days ago

Jealous!!! He is HOT! I am sure he has a really good personality and a good volleyball player....or whatever.... LOL

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Triple Play:  1315 days ago

WHAT A SOFT BODY HE HAS FOE A SO CALLED SOCCER STAR. HE LOOKS A LITTLE TOO FLABBY FOR SOMEONE THAT IS AN ATHLETE. HOME IS MORE LIKE IT NICE HEAD GEAR

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jengirl:  1315 days ago

wake up tmz! nicole kidman had her baby this morning!

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wisegirl:  1315 days ago

How else is a guy supposed to keep the hair out of his eyes?

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Triple Play:  1315 days ago

HE IS QUITE A GIRLY MAN NOW ISN'T HE SOFT AS A BOWL OF JELLY. SOCCER SUCKS AND SO DO THE PLAYERS

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carol:  1315 days ago

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD. HARVE NEEDS TO HIRE SOMEONE WITH SOME CLASS/MAYBE BRAINS. THATS IF
IT AINT TOO MUCH TO ASK. THE RETARDED, JOURNALISTICALLY CHALLANGED BAFOONS AT TMZ. TIS A SHAME
IS ALL. LIKE A BUNCH OF SPOILED SELFISH RETARDED TEENS. SPITEFUL/JEALOUS.??? IT MAKES THIS
ON LINE RAG PATHETIC??? I KNO I AM NOT ALONE WITH MY MISGIVINGS. IT DIMINISHES YOUR CREDIBILITY.
I REALLY DONT THINK YOU GIVE A DAMN THO. JUST TAKE UP THE SPACE???? EMBARRASING. POOR UPBRINGING IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. BLAME IT ON YOUR "PARENTS". WE ARE TAUGHT NOT TO SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE. IF YOU CANT SAY SOMETHING NICE SHUT THE F UP???? LETS SEE YOU MORONS
WITHOUT CLOTHES. WAIT, I THINK NOT. I TAKE THAT BACK.

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Karen Debarre:  1315 days ago

Fernando is very young. In no time he'll be big and buff. He still kicks ass on the pitch! I bet all you money grubbing hobags would have no qualms going for it because he has a big, fat.....WALLET! This kid is going to be making big bucks!

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Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is:  1315 days ago

He obviously cares less what anyone thinks about his [melanoma and dye-free] pasty white skin and headband while he relaxes, good for him!

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