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Inspector Dane Clouseau: Not My Poop!

7/9/2008 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Dane Cook's lawyer is trying to convince the jury the dogs**t in the video (Exhibit #1) may show dog poop, but it's not from his Pinscher.

The attorney is grilling Mr. Barry, the apartment manager, like a cheeseburger, claiming "medium to small-sized dogs create a thumb-sized poop" and the poop in question is larger.

For the record, Exhibit #1 is a #2.

Stay tuned.

UPDATE: Mr. Barry just offered his own expert testimony: "I know what Beast's pooh looks like, unfortunately. It's a dog's signature. Signature. Signature pooh." At that point the judge called for a lunch break, we're assuming because everyone was really hungry.

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ME    

ain't that some S**T!!

2275 days ago
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OCD    



Now THAT's funny. Thumb-sized poop. Ha-ha-ha! Everyone needs a job and I suppose being an expert witness on puppy poop is a niche that needs to be explored.



2275 days ago
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puddintang    

Well unfortunately this guy is right. LOL I have been picking up my bichons poo for 2 years and it always looks like a tootsie roll. If there is a giant pile of dog crap on the lawn then its probably not his dogs poop. why don't they just bust out some CSI and test the DNA?

2275 days ago
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debpa    

This is ridiculous. This has to be a joke. It's great that this guy can afford to pay a lawyer to fight this crap. Pun intended.

2275 days ago
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stupid    

This is what is tieing up our court systems?!?! oh man hahaaaaaaa we are losers

2275 days ago
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tmzjunkie    

and this is newsworthy why???

2275 days ago
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HOLY CROCODILE    

Hey TMZ, what is wrong with a little poem? I sure wasn't vulgar .I have seen a lot worse on here .I see the F word with punctuation and mine wasn't even that bad.Sorrry folks,you would have loved it.

2275 days ago
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tracey    

This is cracking me up, I think Dane's doing on purpose, he doesn't care if he has to move, he's having a good time with this.

2275 days ago
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Steph    

Why are we getting minute to minute updates on this ass clown? Dane Cook is a D list celebrity at best, I don't care how many friends he has on myspace his comedy and movies still suck. And he's an idiot for renting in the first place with as much $ as he probably has scammed off of all the 14 year olds that like his act he could at least afford to buy a condo.

2275 days ago
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Steph    

WTF? Just pick up after your pet! What is so hard about that? Lazy MF'er.

2275 days ago
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jenzeee    

please stop posting pictures of poop tmz

2275 days ago
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BabyGirl    

LMAO!!!

2275 days ago
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janja    

TMZ please get a life!!!!!!!!!!!

2275 days ago
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Iskur    

My question is why are people blaming Dane for "wasting taxpayers money", when it's the landlord who's suing his ass for a profit. Maybe Dane's innocent, and this jackass is just trying to make money off him. What was he supposed to do, hand him money for a settlement to keep it out of the courts?

People should stop throwing around accusations about Dane without knowhing what actually happened.

2275 days ago
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Kay    

One of my two little dogs did mini-poops, but the other dropped lumps that I couldn't believe a small dog could make, much less squeeze out its back end. Modern dogfood has a lot of fiber in it, so I think it depends how much they eat.

2275 days ago
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