C-Rex to Pervy Pete -- Jurass Is Mine!

1. nice to see her doing her son's projects.

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 10th 2008 by here & bored

2. She would have probably paid a lot more just to get rid of Peter Perv!

Posted at 2:14PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Dallas

3. why is she doing her kids' homework???

Posted at 2:17PM on Jul 10th 2008 by confet

4. I am baffled as to why she should have to pay Porno Pete a penny. HE broke the marriage contract. He got what he really wanted....$$$$$

Posted at 2:17PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Kam

5. I'm very fat.

Posted at 2:21PM on Jul 10th 2008 by fatass

6. so she is doing her kid's homework for him? is he an R-Tard or what? And is that the best she can do, it looks like she went to Hobbyland and bought a bag of plastic dinos and some glue.

Posted at 2:21PM on Jul 10th 2008 by huh?

7. ok people. today you have to ACTUALLY do profamily projects with your kids. At least at my son's school you do.

2 mil is nothing compared to the property this chick is holding onto. she probably pays more than that in property tax on one of those houses. THEY ARE NICE. Recent visit to the hamptons for the holiday weekend showed that one. THis chicks houses are out of control. glad she got to keep everything that belonged to her. He was scared of them decetives.

NOW I WANT A TELL ALL BOOK SAYING WHAT THE DETECTIVES WOULD HAVE SAID IN COURT. it had to be juicy for him to throw in the towel on this one. TOOOOO FUNNY.

Posted at 2:28PM on Jul 10th 2008 by cmyman

8. hE WAS ON AT LEAST 3 MATCH SITES around 2 years ago. He wrote me from a free site and it was weird .. he used the same photo handsome as he is with different descriptions .. same photo .. he was 6'3 on one site, an attornry who would relocate, and widowed, where his pseudo daughter was looking for a new mom and 'liked' me and wrote his profile HE SAID................ then on another site he was 6.0 and 48 with the same photo but was in Washington and REMEMBER .. THE SAME PHOTO .. SAME SHIRT .. SAME PHOTO .. the first 2 sites where he contacted me were free .. and the one on MATCH.COM where I had a photo but do not now .. he contacted me and he was in another state and I'm thinking it was California .. his height was down to 5'8 and in his mid 50s and divorced. I think I have the photo in another computer at another home where I live and I'll look. I made the complaint to MATCH.COM ABOUT THIS FRAUDULENT GUY AND TOLD THEM ABOUT THE 3 SITES I KNEW ABOUT AND HIS PHONEY PROFILES. In every case he was a professional but never the business he barely was in to make no money married to Brinkley. I thought he was a serial killer because he was good looking enough when he wrote to make other men in the varying age group where he remained to stand out and in every case he contacted me madly in love and acting too weird ... and he is weird ... and it was him

Posted at 2:27PM on Jul 10th 2008 by VAL

9. Didnt your mom help you with your homework? I know my mom did, and I helped my son also. Give her a break.

Posted at 2:31PM on Jul 10th 2008 by WTF

10. she did the project FOR her son? why didn't she do it WITH him? god.

Posted at 2:32PM on Jul 10th 2008 by amanda

11. Way to go CB.

Posted at 2:34PM on Jul 10th 2008 by GEB

12. Hey VAL. It's called PUNCTUATION. Try using sometime and you won't look like you're crazy.

Posted at 2:31PM on Jul 10th 2008 by deb

13. I am finally compelled to post. This is the LAMEST tidbit yet about the Brinkley Cook divorce trial. Are you serious? Did Christie Brinkley actually drag a freaking diorama into court? You have to be kidding me. I do not condone Peter Cook's behavior in his marriage but our unable-to-stay-married cover girl has now posed for THE saddest shot of her career! To see her pandering to the press (or the COURT, mind you) with a shoebox worth of her craftiness, in furtherance of supposedly demonstrating what a good mother she is, is positively PATHETIC! Oh my gosh, the poor woman. She is soooo fragile and desperate for outside acclaim that I'm embarrassed FOR her! What was Cohen thinking letting her do this? Christie's behavior SCREAMS OUT in need of constant reassurance that she is a swell gal, just as much as our touted narcissist Peter Cook. By the way, what about the insecurity of a mother who clearly needs to hijack a little kid's school project as her own? Isn't the KID supposed to be creating and constructing this thing and thereby expressing HIMSELF in the learning process? I know it seems that Christie got what she wanted in the end result of the settlement but I have to wonder where her head is at. Can't somebody save her from herself? Peace earrings and dioramas when the issues at hand clearly call for a more legitimate platform? In closing, Question of the day to all the Lawyers out there: Would you honestly let your client come into court and do this to herself with YOUR name on the heading? Other than Larry Seidlin, what judge do you know who would honestly entertain such nonsense? Only "for" Christie Brinkley, only in America ...

Posted at 2:36PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Embarrassed for Christie

14. Darn, I was hoping to get to hear what those detectives had on Porno Pete! Hopefully someone will leak it.

Posted at 2:40PM on Jul 10th 2008 by Midlife Mom

15. why did this weirdo bring a school exhibit to a press conference???? Is this over-the-hill model sooooo insecure that she has to show us what a 'great' mom she is? Maybe if she was a better 'wife' her kids would still have an intact family....CB why have you divorced for the FOURTH time???? What goes on with you behind closed doors that keeps driving men away from you?? That is the story I want to read about. TMZ, get on it pronto

Posted at 3:00PM on Jul 10th 2008 by spread the love