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Shauna Sand: One Hot Mutha

7/28/2008 1:33 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Even with over-processed hair, a cigarette, an energy drink cocktail, a bad ankle tat and her surgically-attached Lucite stripper heels, Shauna Sand, the tan-tastic 36-year-old mother of three, actually looked kind of hot.

Shauna -- and her surgically-attached girls -- hung out poolside at a Miami hotel over the weekend.

She's setting an example for young ladies everywhere.

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audra    

gross....she gives women a bad name!!!!

2276 days ago
2.

Tony    

WORLD'S BIGGEST NOBODY AND WHORE!

2276 days ago
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cuntroll    

Butt bong...poolside for 1

2276 days ago
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lol    

An example of what NOT to be...ever.

2276 days ago
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Unbelievable    

Greaaaat example she is setting for her 3 kids. This is just what a mom should walk around looking like!!
Two water balloons protruding from her chest and shoes that belong in one place only, swinging around a stripper pole.
Her poor kids will all need therapy eventually

2276 days ago
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Cynic    

What is the deal with those ridiculous, hideous shoes? How totally bizarre - she ALWAYS has them on. I'll bet she showers in them and screws in them. Kooky biotch!

2276 days ago
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hoochie mama    

WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON WEARING THOSE LUCITE HOOKER/STRIPPER SHOES?
If she would only wear nice 'heels', she would look like a classier 'ho...

2276 days ago
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He's just another Idiot    

How much Alimony and Child Support does she get? Looks like she spends alot on looking like a street walker. Who is she, anyway?

2276 days ago
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He's just another Idiot    

How much Alimony and Child Support does she get? Looks like she spends alot on looking like a street walker. Who is she, anyway?

2276 days ago
10.

stephc5    

She must waste tons of money to look that cheap. She has ruined herself. What a skank. How sad for her children.

2276 days ago
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tracey    

Can't wait to see her skin in a few years-she's going to look so haggered and leathery from the smoking and sun. I bet she has her plastic surgeon on speed dial!

2276 days ago
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tlynn    

My point has been proven, once again! Men think of women as "wet holes". She looks like a cheap hooker and the backend of a horse! Sagging boobs and all. What kind of women parades around looking like this and acting as dumb as we all know she is? Jenna Jameson needs to beat her ass! This whore has been "rode hard and put away wet" more than we care to count!

2276 days ago
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Vajayjay    

She is SO gross!!! Her poor children...what is it with these women that marry B list actors and spend their $$ on all this plastic surgery? Life is so short and these ex wives of Lorenzo's obviously have MAJOR issues with self esteem and have NO clue what life is really all about...it's really quite sad

2276 days ago
14.

wtf    

TMZ you obviously haven't seen her close up. Her stomach is loaded with stretch marks and she looks like an old hag.

2276 days ago
15.

Twinker    

This is what happens when you cross a Bratz Doll with a Malibu Barbie.

2276 days ago
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