Alba & Biel: One of These Fools Has Gots to Go!

8/9/2008 3:30 PM PDT
Actresses Jessica Alba (left) and Jessica Biel (right).

These two have more in common than just their first names ...
  • Most impressive talent is being genetically blessed.
  • Resume loaded with box office flops.
  • Penchant for being a big ol' sourpuss.

This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!