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Madonna Turns 3.3 Miley's Old

8/17/2008 10:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Admit it, two things you never thought would happen -- Madonna turning 50, and her celebrating the cherished moment with husbore, Guy Ritchie.

Our spies were inside Madge's half-century soiree last night at Volstead, a private party nightclub in London's west end. They say about 90 people showed up for Madge's surprise party -- and she was actually surprised -- including her three kids (who came in through the back). Thousands of red roses were everywhere, her table had a caviar-filled crystal ball on it, and sushi, quail eggs, watermelon martinis and giant bottles of Krug Rose champagne were served.

At one point Guy stood up and gave a lovey-dovey speech about her. Madonna followed (refusing a mic because it was too impersonal), and spoke about how much she loved her loyal friends -- then went on a diatribe about Kabbalah that made people lose interest. Imagine that. The shin dig lasted until 3 AM.

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amused    

Yuck. I never liked her. She has no talent and is NOT attractive. She has made it to where she is by f***ing/sucking and malipulating the media.

2069 days ago
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K,    

MADONNA HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

you look AMAZING.

Can't wait to see you on the "Sticky and Sweet Tour" at DODGERS STADIUM!!! here in LA.

2069 days ago
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kimberspo    

What an old ugly crow she is. She is a sad excuss for a mother in my book. She is an ugly person inside and out. She is terrible to her own family, including her brothers, sisters , father and step mother. Shame on her being so stingy with all that money. She doesn't deserve to have all that money. You should take care of your own when your filthy rich like her. Shame on you, you old dried up crow.

2069 days ago
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martinistopswithus    

cor blimey! madonna looks like a poodle. is this as good as it gets with her?

2069 days ago
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craphound    

Give it up you old has been hagora LMAO , if she has anymore face lifts she'll have a goatee !

2069 days ago
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trre    

'Oh, the old gray Mare, she aint what she used to be...'

2069 days ago
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srikit    

She Has The Brain Of A Pea And Her Yelping So Called Music Sucks.It Is For Down And Out Losers.

2069 days ago
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Judy    

Minor quibble: "shindig" is one word.. And I only know that because I'm almost as old as Madonna!

2069 days ago
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THAT IS BULL SH-T    

EVERYTHING ON HER IS DRIED UP...GUY WOULD NOT BLAME YOU IF YOU LEFT HER AND HER BIG GAP UGLY TEETH............WHY THE HELL IS SHE STILL AROUND???????????? SHE IS ONE UGLE BITCH.........

2069 days ago
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anonymous    

Rodman and Rosie leftovers, Grandma Madge is one used old BAG HAG.

Madge is one disgusting PIG.

2069 days ago
26.

moveover    

To me, she's in the same category as lightweights like the Spice Girls ... no talent, but lots of media hype! The fact that she was ever inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame is an absolute joke!

2069 days ago
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Knock It Off    

It's a good time to get on the drag queen circuit. Madge! The Before And After Tour

2069 days ago
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justin law    

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2069 days ago
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Bobertbobert    

Kaballah, The King of the North is prowling and she's talking Kaballah! She oughta be reading her bible about the Messiah's return instead of wasting her time with K.

2069 days ago
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ginger    

what did she do to her face?

2068 days ago
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