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Celebrity Justice8/22/2008 2:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Sean Connery -- License to "Kill Adversary"

UPDATE: Sir Sean reps want us to make one thing clear -- very clear. The actor does NOT own the property in question -- it's owned by his son, Stephane, and Sean's been a guest "on limited occasions." Got that?

Sean Connery sounds like 007 -- even when he's talking to his lawyers. Sheerioushly.

TMZ has obtained a hilarious letter that reveals Sean's strategy in dealing with those pesky downstairs neighbors whom Connery's son has been battling for years. His lawyer writes Sean told him he wants to "kill the adversary." Cue imitation.

We contacted the adversary-killing lawyer -- no word. And nothing from MI-6 either.

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glamh8er:  1269 days ago

FIRST! Isn't this guy loaded??? Why the hell would he even have a downstairs neighbor???

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bella:  1269 days ago

1st!!!!!!!!!

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northern gypsy:  1269 days ago

earth to S.C...007 IS DONE...

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Bandolero:  1269 days ago

Do any of these stars get along with their neighbors? Glad I don't live near any. What a bunch of Cranks.

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Lisa:  1269 days ago

The .pdf doc is a bad scan and is basically illegible.

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OCD:  1269 days ago



And that, folks, is how it is done.

You let the dogs out and see which one is the meanest SOB, can file the most lawsuits, can dig up the most dirt and can haunt them from hell 'til breakfast. Ah, the American way.

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Rae:  1269 days ago

This letter is over 2 yrs old, nothing new for you guys to report.

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SCFan:  1269 days ago

Ummm...Sean Connery has one son, Jason. He has/had an step-daughter, Diane Cilento's from her previous marriage. Who is Stephane?

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