UPDATE: Sir Sean reps want us to make one thing clear -- very clear. The actor does NOT own the property in question -- it's owned by his son, Stephane, and Sean's been a guest "on limited occasions." Got that?
Sean Connery sounds like 007 -- even when he's talking to his lawyers. Sheerioushly.
TMZ has obtained a hilarious letter that reveals Sean's strategy in dealing with those pesky downstairs neighbors whom Connery's son has been battling for years. His lawyer writes Sean told him he wants to "kill the adversary." Cue imitation.
We contacted the adversary-killing lawyer -- no word. And nothing from MI-6 either.
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(Page 1 of 1)FIRST! Isn't this guy loaded??? Why the hell would he even have a downstairs neighbor???
Do any of these stars get along with their neighbors? Glad I don't live near any. What a bunch of Cranks.
And that, folks, is how it is done.
You let the dogs out and see which one is the meanest SOB, can file the most lawsuits, can dig up the most dirt and can haunt them from hell 'til breakfast. Ah, the American way.
















