DMX Gives Judge Oral Displeasure

8/27/2008 8:30 AM PDT
If it was anybody else, this might be surprising -- but DMX had the sack to cuss out a Miami judge today.

After the judge denied DMX's bond and set his next court date for October 3, the serial arrestee eloquently said, "I ain't coming back on f**king October 3."

By looks of that jumpsuit and those handcuffs ... X doesn't really have a choice, now does he?