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What If These Two Could Produce a Child?

8/28/2008 7:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A horse named Storm Cat, grandson of the legendary Secretariat, gets $500,000 every time he goes to stud -- and that damn horse doesn't have a green jacket or a gold medal!

Meanwhile, Michael Phelps just claimed his 14th gold medal at the Beijing Olympics -- and Tiger Woods has 14 major championship trophies sitting at home. They finally met face to face last night, but here's the real question...


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31.

Maisy    

I don't see what the big deal about Michael Phelps' looks? I mean.. he's not really that good looking. I'm sure he's a nice guy and all.. feh.

2224 days ago
32.

Charliesmom    

There is nothing more attractive than a guy who treats their mother the way these two do and that has nothing to do with the money. These guys are both adorable!

2224 days ago
33.

Liz    

Puh-lease.... the most valuable breeder has to be Phelps because his likelihood to bring about conception is higher. He has stronger "little swimmers". ;-)

2224 days ago
34.

scr mom    

In regards to the MVB (not if the two of them would breed together) I think woods would be more valuable. He is a more well rounded person - ability, intellect, poise, the way he carries himself,.......which to me are more important because there is no guarantee one's offspring will like the same sport you performed well at.

2224 days ago
35.

Flake    

If they could produce a child, it would be black with a big mouth....Oh yeah, and his name would be Kanye West!

2224 days ago
36.

john wayne gacy    


if you're " banking " on either one's donation;

with tiger, it's a janitor in a drum;

with phelps, you would get beluga caviar......



2224 days ago
37.

Twinker    

Michael Phelps can do the breaststroke but Tiger can get it in the hole.

2224 days ago
38.

Kelli    

Definitly Tiger, and no Michael is not attractive but what a bod!

2224 days ago
39.

LaReina    

Tiggy is fugly.

2224 days ago
40.

mediawiseguy    

can you be more crass? Is it the essence of TMZ to offer the most base comment on anything that comes to your mind?

These are men of great achievement ; a function of genetic make up to be sure, but of training, dedication and a high minded sense of accomplishment.

TMZ might seek some editorial control over their missives, before they launch into such innane polls.

2224 days ago
41.

Matty    

Okay, someone said Tiger can't have sex appeal because his temper. Whatever that means, some of the biggest hot-headed jerks in history have had the best women. His pimp hand is strong, not a bad trait. If he can't overcome his temper and blows tournaments, or is beating his wife, different story.

And do I have to say this? Tiger's a golfer and this guy is a swimmer. He can swim fast, neat. That means any kid he has is going to be a star at any sport they try? Highly unlikely. But the odds that Tiger could have a kid and teach him to become as good as him at golf and also rake in $100 million a year is highly likely; if not average raking in $30 milllon a year. What is it going to be in 2010, the top speed skater against A-Rod?

Not trying to knock an Olympian, just...let's not get out of hand.

2224 days ago
42.

Klipper    

Hahaha. I'm sorry.. Michael Phelps is a great athlete but he looks like something produced from a horse mating with a goblin! Poor guy.

2224 days ago
43.

Reality    

2 faces for radio....yikes

2224 days ago
44.

beth563    

ugghh, what is with this Michael Phelps is sexy thing? Please! He looks deformed with his giant head, giant mouth, and Dumbo ears. What is with you people?

2224 days ago
45.

MsPhoenix    

Tiger Woods and Serena Williams would a super athletic child.
It would have medals and awards in so many supports and millions,
and millions of dollars. Just imagine!

2224 days ago
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