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9/14/2008 3:44 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Maybe we're just too cynical, but is it possible John McCain actually picked Tina Fey -- not Sarah Palin -- as his running mate?


Tina probably knows what the Bush Doctrine is.

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76.

Jan    

The makeup artist did a good job on Tina but she does not have the natural healthy look that Sarah has. John McCain chose the VP that will be his best running mate and he will get elected. America wants a breath of fresh air and Sarah is it. They will bring home the troops AFTER victory and during their term in office. America will be safer under their watch. We will have our own oil supply and drill in a safe manner that protects our land also. Americans will be paid for HARD WORK not for begging for handouts. The truly needy will be taken care of but the abusers of the welfare system will have to learn how to work.

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77.

TRO    

The guy who coined the term "Bush Doctrine" - Charles Krauthammer - stated that Charlie Gibson mistated the so-called doctrine and that Palin got one part of it right. She didn't know what it was because Gibson in a gotcha moment refused to define what he was asking about - something that even Krauthammer said would have to be done for him since it means several things.

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78.

pay atention    

Sarah Palin rocks and everyone loves talking about her. Every president has people that impersonate them and does comedy. The way this election is going looks like Tina Fey has a long future with this one!

2167 days ago
79.

freedomisnotfree    

SARA PALIN IS HOT

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80.

freedomisnotfree    

ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE SOOO PROUD OF SARA PALIN I KNOW I AM
SARA YOU GO GIRL

2167 days ago
81.

freedomisnotfree    

SARA PALIN IS A ROCK STAR

2167 days ago
82.

justice for daniel    

Interesting stats. Not shocking, just interesting. I wonder if anyone remembers anymore that the "New Deal" (our brand spanking new welfare system) almost seven decades ago was going to eradicate poverty? Will they ever figure it out?

What do the top ten cities with the highest poverty rates, all have in common?

Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn't elected a
Republican mayor since 1961;

Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn't elected one since 1954;

Cincinnati, OH (3rd)...since 1984;

Cleveland, OH (4th)...since 1989;

Miami, FL (5th) has never had a Republican mayor;

St. Louis, MO (6th)....since 1949;

El Paso, TX (7th) has never had a Republican mayor;

Milwaukee, WI (8th)...since 1908;

Philadelphia, PA (9th)...since 1952;

Newark, NJ(10th)...since 1907.

Einstein once said, 'The definition of insanity is doing the
same thing over and over again and expecting different results.'

It is the disadvantaged who habitually elect Democrats --- yet
are still disadvantaged.


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83.

lizkirby    

76. ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE SOOO PROUD OF SARA PALIN I KNOW I AM
SARA YOU GO GIRL

Posted at 9:10PM on Sep 14th 2008 by beth

excuse me while i vomit all over my keyboard. any woman stupid enough to post something so rediculous should be openly mocked and rediculed.. Unfortunately i don't completely believe beth is actually a woman, therefore i'll be gentle. Women who have any shred of respect for themselves, fellow women, and the future women of our country could not possibly look at this self-proclaimed "pitbull" and see a strong independant female. I see something far far from it, and that is a small town girl who could barely make it through college and had no set direction in life until she weasled her way into office in Wasilla, who is now on the fast track to actually becomming President due to a senile old fool. Was it politically a good move for the Republican party? Sure! Will it be a good choice for our country? Doubtful. Very very doubtful.

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84.

freedomisnotfree    

hear my chant SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA SARA
We love her

2167 days ago
85.

justme    

The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no balls, nothing but abstract empty rhetoric devoid of real substance.
He has no real identity. He is half-white, which he rejects. The rest of him is mostly Arab, which he hides but is disclosed by his non-African Arabic surname and his Arabic first and middle names as a way to triply proclaim his Arabic parentage to people in Kenya. Only a small part of him is African Black from his Luo grandmother, which he pretends he is exclusively. What he isn't, not a genetic drop of it, is 'African-American,' the descendant of enslaved Africans brought to America chained in slave ships. He hasn't a single ancestor who was a slave. Instead, his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading was the main Arab business in East Africa for centuries until the British ended it.
Let that sink in: Obama IS NOT the descendant of SLAVES, he is the descendant of SLAVE OWNERS. Thus he makes the perfect Liberal Messiah.
It's something Hillary doesn't understand - how some complete neophyte came out of the blue and stole the Democratic nomination from her. Obamamania is beyond politics and reason. It is a true religious cult, whose adherents reject Christianity yet still believe in Original Sin, transferring it from the evil of being human to the evil of being white.
Thus, Obama has become the white liberals' Christ, offering absolution from the sin of being white. There is no reason or logic behind it, no faults or flaws of his can diminish it. The absurdity of hypocrisy clothed in human flesh being their Savior is all the more cause for Liberals to worship him: Credo quia absurdum, I believe it because it is absurd.
Thank Heavens that the voting majority of Americans remain Christian and are in no desperate need of a phony savior.
His candidacy is ridiculous and should not be taken seriously by ANY thinking American.

2167 days ago
86.

justice for daniel    

20. 20. I plain do not like black people and will not vote for that big eared monkey looking Obama.

Posted at 3:52PM on Sep 14th 2008 by anonymous

At least you are honest with yourself and aren't trying to be politically correct just to please others.

2167 days ago
87.

freedomisnotfree    

Sara Palin is like a modern day Jackie O. yes i am a democrat for Sara Palin

2167 days ago
88.

lizkirby    

dude.. what is with all the "rabid" Sarah Palin fans misspelling her name?? That has been making me giggle for weeks now. "WE LOVE SARA" obviously...

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89.

freedomisnotfree    

In the wake of the controversy over Obama's Muslim upbringing, The Los Angeles Times sent a reporter to Jakarta to ferret out the truth.

The Times report, published on March 16, 2008, revealed:


A close boyhood friend of Obama, Zulfin Adi, said Obama "was a Muslim. He went to the mosque."


Obama's first-grade teacher at a Catholic school, Israella Dharmawan, said: "Barry (Barack's nickname) was Muslim. He was registered as a Muslim because his father was Muslim."


In the third grade, Obama transferred to a public school, where he was also registered as a Muslim. At the school, Muslim students attended weekly religion lessons about Islam.

Some of these details have been confirmed by Obama himself. In his autobiography, "Dreams From My Father," Obama mentions studying the Koran and describes the public school as "a Muslim school

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90.

Republican    

Why do you liberials keep comparing Obama to Palin?? Isnt Palin the
VP choice and Obama the Presidental??All you idoits should be
comparing her to Biden(because he has done so very much during his
campaign) not Obama. But thanks. You all obviously very threatened by
her!!

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