Celebrity Justice
Lil' Wayne's Court Date -- Chronically High-larious

So Lil' Wayne had a hearing in his weapons case in New York today -- big deal. But here's the fun part: Our guy in the courtroom says everyone got an impromptu Marijuana 101 lesson in the process.

The Weez's assistant was up on the stand today and under blunt questioning from the DA, explained in great detail how pot is "something we always have" on the tour bus. Wayne's bud also said the star only smokes "dro" -- which, as the assistant explained, is short for "hyDROponically grown" weed (i.e., the good s**t). The court was, we're told, buzzing.

Not everyone was so stoked - our spy says Wayne sat, head in hands, watching his lawyer battle to get the case skunked.

They're all due back in court in December.

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1. HAHA first

Posted at 2:42PM on Oct 21st 2008 by K Deezy

2. Hahaha! Oh to be a fly on the wall in THAT courtroom. LoL

Posted at 4:55PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Palin Queef!

3. put his butt in jail with the rest of the drug heads

Posted at 4:59PM on Oct 20th 2008 by George Clinton

4. This is one gross looking midget!
Forget about the ugly stick,this ass clown looks like the whole tree fell on him!

ps. HIS "MUSIC" SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:11PM on Oct 20th 2008 by wally

5. Benji Madden likes to smoke weed

Posted at 5:21PM on Oct 20th 2008 by snow

6. Who would have thought? Idiots hire other idiots as assistants.

Posted at 5:24PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Joel

7. throw his crack ass in jail....all of them

Posted at 5:31PM on Oct 20th 2008 by NYC123

8. Dude I think he is so hott lol.. There's just something about him that is so SEXY!! :)

Posted at 5:33PM on Oct 20th 2008 by jesse

9. Let this f*cker rot. Him and all his fellow spoiled, talentless babies.

Posted at 5:36PM on Oct 20th 2008 by miley$$$

10. All I can say is, Dude needs to fired! His one goof point, he didn't lie under oath.

Posted at 12:57PM on Oct 23rd 2008 by The Woof

11. One question: Who is Big Wayne?

Posted at 5:41PM on Oct 20th 2008 by chaz

12. People are all haters. You just hate him cause A) he's not cute B) a Celebrity which you can only dream C) Has more money than anything. And please all of you hating him for smoking weed. are you stupid or just an idiot. Cause i bet 90% of you smoked at one time or another and had a blast doing it. Why do you all have to hate on someone because of who it is.

Posted at 5:44PM on Oct 20th 2008 by JEn

13. he's hot

Posted at 11:32PM on Oct 20th 2008 by cin

14. You are all crazy!! He is so FINE! I love his dreds, his voice is sooo sexy.

Posted at 11:48PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Jenn

15. I bet if he was broke you gold diggers wouldn't think he was attractive.

Posted at 2:31AM on Oct 21st 2008 by PaperChasers

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