Keanu Photog Testifies About Bumper Thumper

1. So if he was hit in his knee and fell backwards....how does he get two black eyes??

Posted at 3:20PM on Oct 28th 2008 by Bogus

2. Hmmm. One of them clearly doesn't remember what happened.

Posted at 3:21PM on Oct 28th 2008 by Hahahahahahahaha

3. Um, was he hit in the knee or the face?

Posted at 3:35PM on Oct 28th 2008 by ick

4. Hey, it's called hazard of the job. If you don't want to be run over get a real job. I'd run his ass down too! Loser.

Posted at 3:38PM on Oct 28th 2008 by sheesh

5. Go get him Matrix boy!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:44PM on Oct 28th 2008 by Party POOper

6. These low-lifes make money from the misery of others and if they get hurt in the process, they want even more money. The People need to say when enough is enough and not give the pappers a dime....ever.... The jury needs to find Keanu not guilty!

Posted at 3:46PM on Oct 28th 2008 by cmjnm

7. Maybe he was slow motion falling like the effects in the Matrix?

Posted at 3:49PM on Oct 28th 2008 by Gimme a Break...

8. Most kids when growing up are taught not to stand in front of or in the path of a moving car . This guy shouldn't blame Keanu just because no one took the time to teach him that.

Posted at 3:53PM on Oct 28th 2008 by yep

9. Not sure if California follows the Common Law Principal of "Assumption of the Risk" whereas if one conducts himself in an inherently dangerous occupation or activity he voluntarily assumes some, if not all of the risk of injury. Seems like stepping out in front of a moving car is an inherently dangerous activity that reasonable people do not ordinarily undertake, this man is highly compensated and if he is STUPID enough to get in harms way, he only has HIMSELF to blame. He is another predatory parasite looking for a big payday and hopefully the Judge and or Jury will see right through this charade.

Posted at 4:04PM on Oct 28th 2008 by bewildered bystander

10. Folks in a 2001 interview Hussein Obama stated that the liberal Civil Rights movement lost it's focus and it's opportunity to push through wealth distribution when it did not rely on the Supreme Court to push through Wealth Distribution. My friends, this is Socialism at it's worst and we must stop the Marxist Socialist from running this country. Vote McCain/Palin on Nov 4th.

Posted at 4:07PM on Oct 28th 2008 by Big Mr. P

11. Poor guy has had about the same bad luck the past 10 years as me.

Posted at 4:54PM on Oct 28th 2008 by animelady

12. I don't reallly get this. Doesn't a lawsuit have to be prove that someone acted with malice or negligence and then caused damage to another person? I don't know anything more about this than what I just read today, but doesn't seem to me that either person's testimony says that Keanu Reeves was negligent or malicious. Than again, what do I know: I'm no lawyer.

Posted at 5:12PM on Oct 28th 2008 by QE2

13. Some of those photographers are way too aggressive when it comes to celebrities. Remember Princess Diana. It's enough to make you realize people are going to get hurt, or worse.

And to you, Big Mr. P: You're an idiot. You say Hussein Obama? How about mcCAIN, with the mark of CAIN on his face? The mark of a MURDERER? He loves war and he loves to kill. Now go $^@# yourself.

Posted at 5:36PM on Oct 28th 2008 by Kay

14. Hey Amber, nice comment you anal retentive ass. IF you really want to impress me, why not walk up to any black person in America and say that. You know you'd be swallowing your teeth so you post your racist crap here because you're too afraid to do it in real life. Don't post here what you're scared to say in real life. Now take your racist, homophobic, Nazi, Klu Klux Klan ignorant ass somewhere else and die without any human diginty.

Posted at 6:52PM on Oct 28th 2008 by meechee

15. Back to the topic at hand...

Why is Keanu so bloated lately - is he a major lush these days?

Posted at 7:26PM on Oct 28th 2008 by sickofpoliticalbs