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Jessica Biel: Hot Granny Mess

Jessica BielWearing Justin's '30s Dick Tracy fedora, Mary-Kate Olsen's '70s oversized owl shades, a sexy early 20th century Mennonite party/house dress, a '90s brown leather Gap belt and an '80s hair-band groupie's bag, Jessica Biel worked the timeless runway of Melrose Ave. on Wednesday.

It takes years and years and years to look as hot as Jessica!



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1. I'd still do her

Posted at 1:51PM on Nov 20th 2008 by CJ

2. Wow, I read this and thought she was going to be a grandma. Why'd that pic have to take so long to load!

Posted at 1:54PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Free Online Dating

3. Damn it TMZ !!! Is it so hard to get the shoes in the picture? Where they hot? I'll bet they were. Was she wearing ankly socks? With little ruffles around the top? Man she's hot....I gotta go.

Posted at 1:53PM on Nov 20th 2008 by danTHEman

4. that is so bad....heinous. why would anyone with any money at all dress like this? she is not cute enough by half to get away with this dumpster-diver look.

Posted at 1:55PM on Nov 20th 2008 by why?

5. I've seen it all now........Fire the stylist or HIRE one

Posted at 2:06PM on Nov 20th 2008 by babymomma

6. She's gonna get ugly soon enough. Why rush it?

Posted at 2:29PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Jenny

7. She's gonna get ugly soon enough. Why rush it?

Posted at 2:29PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Jenny

8. Anyone notice she looks like crap since dating Justin. No makeup or anything...just plain ugly.

Posted at 2:41PM on Nov 20th 2008 by JESSE

9. What's the big deal. She's not that pretty anyway. Don't know what JT sees in her.

Posted at 2:44PM on Nov 20th 2008 by mss

10. i think there is nothing wrong with what she has on..at least shes wearing clothes. unlike some of the other ho's out there..miley, christina etc,,,

Posted at 12:04PM on Nov 21st 2008 by L RON HUBBARD

11. girls got some thick ass calves goin on ......

Posted at 3:39PM on Nov 20th 2008 by blondie

12. WHO THE HELL IS HER STYLIST???????? SHE NEEDS TO BACK TO FASHIONISTA SCHOOL.

Posted at 3:39PM on Nov 20th 2008 by blondie

13. She's ugly, I have no idea how she was voted sexiest woman of the year ever.

Posted at 3:47PM on Nov 20th 2008 by tracey

14. Jesse......
I agree 100%. Since JT she hasn't put any effort into her looks-------sad, but true..she probably doesn't even shave her legs now. eeeeeeeeewwww

Posted at 3:51PM on Nov 20th 2008 by yes

15. Jessica is the ugliest man in Hollywood. I had no idea deep down Justin wanted to be with a man.

Posted at 3:56PM on Nov 20th 2008 by me

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