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11/20/2008 3:41 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Jessica Biel: Hot Granny Mess

Wearing Justin's '30s Dick Tracy fedora, Mary-Kate Olsen's '70s oversized owl shades, a sexy early 20th century Mennonite party/house dress, a '90s brown leather Gap belt and an '80s hair-band groupie's bag, Jessica Biel worked the timeless runway of Melrose Ave. on Wednesday.

It takes years and years and years to look as hot as Jessica!

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Mike:  1179 days ago

I'd still do her

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Free Online Dating:  1179 days ago

Wow, I read this and thought she was going to be a grandma. Why'd that pic have to take so long to load!

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Matt:  1179 days ago

Damn it TMZ !!! Is it so hard to get the shoes in the picture? Where they hot? I'll bet they were. Was she wearing ankly socks? With little ruffles around the top? Man she's hot....I gotta go.

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sandy:  1179 days ago

that is so bad....heinous. why would anyone with any money at all dress like this? she is not cute enough by half to get away with this dumpster-diver look.

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babymomma:  1179 days ago

I've seen it all now........Fire the stylist or HIRE one

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ECJ:  1179 days ago

Anyone notice she looks like crap since dating Justin. No makeup or anything...just plain ugly.

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mss:  1179 days ago

What's the big deal. She's not that pretty anyway. Don't know what JT sees in her.

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al loanese:  1179 days ago

i think there is nothing wrong with what she has on..at least shes wearing clothes. unlike some of the other ho's out there..miley, christina etc,,,

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Eve:  1179 days ago

girls got some thick ass calves goin on ......

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tracey:  1179 days ago

She's ugly, I have no idea how she was voted sexiest woman of the year ever.

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ya right:  1179 days ago

Jesse......
I agree 100%. Since JT she hasn't put any effort into her looks-------sad, but true..she probably doesn't even shave her legs now. eeeeeeeeewwww

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wtf:  1179 days ago

Jessica is the ugliest man in Hollywood. I had no idea deep down Justin wanted to be with a man.

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superman:  1179 days ago

What does she look like without the dress?

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BOEING 787:  1179 days ago

Drab.

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jj:  1179 days ago

some needs to bring SEXY BACK.....

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