Back Hoff My Ass! Back Hoff My Ass! 12/12/2008 4:30 PM PT David Hasselhoff let us know how to say "Merry Christmas" in German -- but when he was done with our questions, all he had to do was turn around and have his embroidered booty tell us to "Back Hoff." Share on Facebook Share on X See also The Hoff to The Ex: Get Outta My House! David Hasselhoff You Might Want to Rethink Fashion