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The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

12/31/2008 3:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

The human remains of Donatella Versace frolicked on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

La Dona's purple bikini accented all the latest trends this season: fried hair, plutonium injected breasts and saggy leather skin.

All the alleged 53-year-old needs is a pair of orthopedic Lucite platform stripper heels and she could be the spitting, coughing, hacking image of Shauna Sand in five years.

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Wow    

The sad thing is, she probably would be an attractive older woman without: a.) the excessive tanning, b.) the obvious plastic surgery, and c.) dressing like a teenager. It's okay to age. It's also okay to do it with dignity.

2066 days ago
17.

lost in lalaland    

OMG! She's only 53?

2066 days ago
18.

Ami    

Shauna Sand's future is an AWESOME analogy!! GOOD JOB! Anyone else reminded of the movie "KINGPIN"?? LOL!!

2066 days ago
19.

jef    

very well put rainbow!

2066 days ago
20.

THE TRUTH IS WITHIN ME BITCHES    

she's got saggy skin over her knees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

2066 days ago
21.

Tangie    

She should commit suicide.

2066 days ago
22.

northern gypsy    


#14 oates
ding...ding...ding...this is the communication of the future...
yes it can get vicious sometimes...but...it's also hilarious when a group of people are on the same vibe...
i for one enjoy all the comments...maybe it's for the best you don't visit again...sounds like your a little too sensitive...

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FELLOW BLOGGERS & ALL TMZ STAFF

2066 days ago
23.

Tangie    

N2ition2000---You are an ass! I'm sure all here would agree!

2066 days ago
24.

yadaYadayada    

Miss Manners, that was rude.

Ah, Donatella! Poor woman can't "see" herself.

2066 days ago
25.

anthonysdreamgirl**    

um, i dont think donatella versace gives a crap if you people like looking at her or not. no, she doesn't look great, but if she feels great putting on a bikini, more power to her. she certainly doesn't care about "critism" from some celebrity website - it doesn't affect her life one bit. she actually has a great figure. if it weren't for the saggy skin...

2066 days ago
26.

artie help    

she's definately hot.

2066 days ago
27.

anthonysdreamgirl**    

btw - happy new year, northern gypsy - and all at TMZ!!! :-)

2066 days ago
28.

N2ition2000    

TMZ...I AM AN ASS? lol Have you looked in the mirror lately and seen a donkey braying back?

2066 days ago
29.

N2ition2000    

I'm just saying...post your beach photo. Double dog dare ya!

2066 days ago
30.

Barfalufugus    

OMG! Thanks, TMZ .. now I have to clean projectile vomit off my laptop. Her stomach looks like she had bad liposuction and her knees (ewwwwww ... *shudders*). Her lips are just heinous and I won't even go into those melons she's sporting r the leather hide she's sporting. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2066 days ago
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