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Barkley Fails Sobriety Tests -- Caught on Tape

1/9/2009 5:05 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has obtained an audio tape of an irritated and drowsy Charles Barkley failing a sobriety test on the night he was arrested for DUI in Arizona.

On the audio tape captured by Gilbert P.D., Barkley can be heard counting his steps during the "walk-the-line test," losing his focus during the "raise-your-leg-and-count-to-30 test" and sternly refusing to take a breath test because he claimed his bodyguard told him not to.

The audio tape also captured that special moment when a cop reads Sir Charles his Miranda rights.

Barkley's infamous "oral sex defense" is not on the recording, but there is a moment where a woman in high heels can be heard walking away from the scene.

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turible,turable turibal....................

2114 days ago

ex lax    

his sweaty head isa bidder than his mouth

2114 days ago

ex lax    

opps bigger!

2114 days ago


Barkley is "so damn ugly! The only way he can get sex is to pay for it!

2114 days ago

Jerry Colemon    

Seeing Sir Charles in that photo reminds me of a old saying someone use to say all the time, that fits (BIG DUMMY!)

2114 days ago

The Hulkster    

gambling issues, drinking issues, cant keep it in your pants issues, yep you are politician material. Watch out Alabama.....

2114 days ago

hatin' on this big-lipped american foreigner    

i agree with you diana, #4-not to mention the running black mascara around his ugly eyes!!

2113 days ago

team obama    


everyone knows gilbert cops are racists!

2113 days ago


the following transcript was dedacted from the original audio:

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

2113 days ago


Looks like no. 8 is already playing the race card. Are cops "racist" simply because they pulled over some drunken and irresponsible fool before they kill somebody???? I hope to hell they keep him locked up for awhile. What is it with black "celebrities" that they think they are above the law? Everything is handed to them on a platter and they're too damned stupid to take advantage of it. Yeah, he's got all the qualifications to be a politician all right!

2112 days ago

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