Jake Gyllenhaal -- Ripped for Her Pleasure

"Reeseie you's a lucky gal!!" LOL Reese Witherspoon isn't lucky this time - she just pretends to date Jake.

Yeah, he's hot . . . and he *knows* it!

YOU CALL THOSE BICEPS...I SHOULD SHOW YOU PICS OF MY HUBBY & SON...THEY PUT JAKE TO SHAME. HE'S A STICK WITH A FEW BUMPS...THAT'S NOT HOT, GIRLS! AND WHO NEEDS HOT??? 2012 IS AROUND THE CORNER...WAKE UP! sHusH!

THREE MORE YEARS AND IT IS *ALL OVER*!!!

what is so special about 2012 and why will it be "all over"?

GOONBAS saY Da`t kido a slump ran N home2 dahs mom`O!.

2012 is the year the Antichrist arrives in WeHo (pass the word)

Somebody's been watching way too much Armegeddon week on the History Channel.

But really, its when the Mayan calendar ends. Like they just don't have a 2012.

...Sasquatch in the City

Jake is hot and sweet, glad someone like Reese is with him! Now I'm going to vomit from motion sickness from whoever shot this horrible video.

So Reese Withherspoon services him ????? Hot stuff.

Hot.

But I have to say Jake, stay away from a rose garden.

Just saying...

He's still a DWEEB !!!!!!

yum

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Totally Gay.