Mickey -- I'd Hump a Gorilla Before Courtney Love

1. First!!

I wouldn't hump neither!!

Posted at 10:45AM on Feb 13th 2009 by Casey

2. the way mickey rourke looks, what makes him think a gorilla would want to hit it with him . he looks like he was beat with a ugly stick

Posted at 10:54AM on Feb 13th 2009 by anna

3. The Irony here being that most people would rather hump a gorilla rather then Mickey Rourke.

Posted at 10:57AM on Feb 13th 2009 by Boom Boom McGee

4. Mickey's response was ignorant and juvenille. Sadly, we are becoming a culture that promotes ignorance. "When I was a child, I acted liked a child but when I became a man,I put away childish thing."

Posted at 11:06AM on Feb 13th 2009 by X

5. Basically, no one would want "to do" either Courtney Love or Mickey Rouke...except perhaps for the publicity. Why all the hype about these two over-the-hill wannabe's?

Posted at 11:12AM on Feb 13th 2009 by Litzie

6. We want to see the Gorilla do Courtney and Mickey!!!

Posted at 11:17AM on Feb 13th 2009 by NRG JAMS

7. you guys are losers! Mickey is talented, and despite what years of boxing have done to his beautiful face...i'd still hump him!

courtney love is disgusting trash. never liked her to begin with, especially didn't like her after she either murdered or drove her husband to suicide. the stupid "see-you-n-tee"

Posted at 11:32AM on Feb 13th 2009 by hh

8. That's not very nice, Micky. You should look in the mirror first, before commenting about someone else. Also, you need a bath, a shave, a haircut and a laundress to wash those nasty looking clothes of yours. GROW UP ROARK!!

Posted at 9:40AM on Feb 27th 2009 by Memory

9. Is that why I had seen him purchasing the gorilla the other day?..

Posted at 11:54AM on Feb 13th 2009 by The DUDE

10. I dont blame him. Courtney looks like a walking STD...

Posted at 12:53PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Denise Marie

11. Throw in a banana and I bet you could watch all three of them....together!

Posted at 12:37PM on Feb 13th 2009 by OnoUdidnt

12. Courtney and Mickey are talented actors ... they are also drug addicts. Useless trash. I don't know why you put so much stock in actors. They are told what to say, when to say it, what to wear, when to wear it, how to walk,have brains compatible to the TMZ-Staff ,etc. Why do you worship them? None of you have ever even met them! You bow down to a perceived image brought to you by the likes of a gay dwarf. Oh well, keep sending that money in... oh...high girls..arf arf.

Posted at 12:40PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Uh?

13. First off: hh Mickey's face wasn't ravaged by boxing - it was the excessive plastic surgery he had that fubared his face! After his so-called boxing career ended his face was still rather attractive, but he ended up having multiple cosmetic surgeries that were not needed and poorly done.
Mickey's comment is both juvenille and amusing since he is quite unattractive himself (He was rather cute pre-cosmetic surgery bonaza)! The only thing he has done lately is make it onto E!'s top 20 worst plastic surgery list (I believe he was #3 or #4).

Posted at 12:49PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Jasen

14. See real men do have standards...Im so comforted by his comment.

Posted at 12:53PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Cat

15. You should add OCTOMOM to the choices.

Posted at 12:59PM on Feb 13th 2009 by Lord Xenu