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Paris Hilton: All Backed Up

2/21/2009 10:10 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Looking like a constipated "Nutcracker" ballerina, Paris Hilton and her size 11 heels emerged outside a Hollywood club.

Somebody get her an Ex-Lax on the rocks.

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Dressing up in lavish costumes to go to parties and functions is ALL she knows. This IS her life. This IS all she was raised to do and NOTHING else. She has NO formal education. She has to use the revealing costumes, hair bleach, blue contact lenses and such to draw attention to herself. Her mother taught her that NOBODY would turn their head otherwise if she weren't offering a peep show. Her face is NOT paticularly attractive. Her square jaw line, that nose (which was not improved by her nose jobs) and that lazy eye are HUGE detractors.

2067 days ago


This girls "act" is getting old. She needs to go sit down somewhere....

2066 days ago

al loanese    

i am just wondering why this std diseased beyotch, gets any news at all...shes a whore..we already established that...shes a liar and that too has been proven......and one guy (Famous Singers Son) says he washed with lysol after banging the with that everything has been said and done by this prostitute with money...hope she gets aids and dies!

2066 days ago

Regan Killman    

her lazy eye cracks me up everytime. i too have a lazy eye so i am not makine TOO much fun of her... but the episode of her on south park is a must see!!!!

2066 days ago


Paris is famous for no reason. Just because her parents have craploads of money. Big deal. The dress is ugly, the shoes are ugly (and damn, the girl has huge freaking feet!) and she's just downright, beyond words ugly. I don't think she graduated high school, and God forbid she should get a college education. She also has knobby, ugly knees and she really needs boobs. Eat a few cheeseburgers, Paris, gain 10 pounds and get some boobs. See an eye doctor about your wonky eye. And lastly....DISAPPEAR AND NEVER COME BACK

2066 days ago
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