
Madonna -- One False Move, Squirrel Gets It!
While Madonna looks as if she's hoarding walnuts for the winter, her faux-boyfriend -- otherwise known as Jesus -- adds another layer to the A-Rod charade. 

While Madonna looks as if she's hoarding walnuts for the winter, her faux-boyfriend -- otherwise known as Jesus -- adds another layer to the A-Rod charade. 
1. FIRST!!!!
Posted at 10:43AM on Mar 1st 2009 by anonymous
2. Madonns is weird + SECOND
Posted at 10:49AM on Mar 1st 2009 by ploplywat
3. aaaah; mommie and her boys,
Posted at 10:50AM on Mar 1st 2009 by just-saying.
4. shes either getting alot of young stuff.....or has recently had alot of cosmetic surgery
Posted at 11:14AM on Mar 1st 2009 by tellitlikeitis
5. You would think with all that money she would fix her teeth
Posted at 11:25AM on Mar 1st 2009 by dominick
6. you would think with all that money she would fix her teeth
Posted at 11:28AM on Mar 1st 2009 by dominick
7. her parking space between her teeth bugs the _ _ _ _ out of me to this day...also,.,.,,,continues to set a WONDERFUL example for her children.... can't seem to stay with anyone for more than a day....
also, as I expressed a few months earlier.. David's bio daddy should RIP this baby from her and take him back... who in their right mind would allow their flesh and blood to be raised by this horny over the hill female?
Posted at 11:31AM on Mar 1st 2009 by ilovetheshowmadmen
8. While she normally has pretty eyes, she really is not an attractive woman.
Posted at 11:34AM on Mar 1st 2009 by Sandra D
9. It doesn't matter how much money Madonna has, or who she is with, I still love her! I've loved her from the beginning of her career, and I will always love her, and respect her, no matter how bad she plays things out, or to whom she aligns herself with. The one thing I do know about her is she has a heart, and no matter how many times people try to stomp on it, it still continues to beat...
Posted at 11:38AM on Mar 1st 2009 by Welshbull
10. that is terrible. adopted children need stability overall...not jetsetting and hanging around mommies various "boyfriends". Can you imagine what this kid is thinking?? Is "Jesus" his new big brother that was adopted? Or his new daddy? He must be so confused. I wonder if he even calls her "mom".
Posted at 6:07PM on Mar 1st 2009 by Kim
11. EWW MADONNA IS SO GROSS AND TIRED AND NO LONGER SETS THE TRENDS INSTEAD SHE LATCHES ON TO ANYTHING SHE THINKS IS POPULAR.. SUCH AS DATING YOUNG GUYS.. STUPID SLUT WHO WOULD RUIN HER MARRIAGE JUST TO SHOW PEOPLE SHE IS STILL YOUNG... MADONNA YOU ARE 50!! YOU ARE 10 YEARS AWAY FROM SERIOR CITIZEN NOW SO PLEASE ACT LIKE AN ADULT AND LADY AND STOP BEING A SLUT BRAT WHO STILL THINKS SHES 21.... GROSS IF SHES HALF NAKED IN ONE MORE VIDEO IM GOING TO THROW UP... THIS WOMEN IS NOT DECENT... INSTEAD OF SPENDING TONS OF MONEY ON COSMETIC PROCEDURES DONATE A WHOLE BUNCH AND IM SURE IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL WAAAY BETTER SLUT...
Posted at 11:42AM on Mar 1st 2009 by tiredofslutsruinyounggirlsss
12. Poor David. He got three parents .. so far. I can't wait for the money fight betweene Roco, Lola and David
Posted at 12:01PM on Mar 1st 2009 by Alfonso
13. That "hoarding walnuts nuts" look his how an old lady pushes up her bifocals when her hands are full or otherwise occupied.
Posted at 12:03PM on Mar 1st 2009 by allen antrim
14. What is wrong with him she could be his Grandmother!!!There going to have to come up with a new nickname for dating old ladies because MILF doesn't describe Madonna.
Posted at 12:10PM on Mar 1st 2009 by tim
15. G-MILF......GRANDMOTHER I'D LIKE TO F**K.
Posted at 12:14PM on Mar 1st 2009 by ANNETTE