Guy Ritchie -- Lock, Stock and One Black Eye

First post!!! Correction - that would be his RIGHT eye.

I guess I am your daddy now, toofastforyou, LOSER!!!!!!!!!! LOL FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

umm...that's his right eye?

That's really sad...

TMZ must be dyslexic ...sure loks like his right eye to me

That bruise looks old. I don't think this is a relevant news story. You guys bored or something?

maybe the pic was edited (flipped horizontally), but yes it’s his right eye in the pic, now let’s all discuss which eye!

waaa i was punched in the eye waaa

right-on...looks like he's grown his balls back...since parting with madge!!!

He probably just had a filler injected into his face (Juvederm...)

He's adorable. Must feel like he's been let out of prison after his divorce from the control freak bitch Madonna.

She's not aging well.

Hes a alcoholic drunk loser thats why madonna divorce him. Madonna is Hot im glad she divorce his ass

You call *THAT* "quite the shiner"?

***how you say... Cream Puff?***

LOL...I see Madge wasn't happy with those "It" comments :P

You know Madonna doesn't care about Lourdes otherwise that hairy crap muncher Lourdes would be in a private school. Madonna doesn't want to spend the money because she doesn't like Lourdes.
I heard that Lourdes is in a serious relation ship with Frankie Gotti who is born into that New York Crime Family. Go figure Lourdes would be involved with that because she goes to public school and she knows her mother doesn't give a **** about her.