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ShamWow Pitchman

Beats Hooker

to the Punch

3/27/2009 6:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.


Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." 

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

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136.

Tim    

you following me camera guy?

1983 days ago
137.

Karen Ann    

Hey Vince - Who in their right mind spends $20 a month of paper towels like you say we do?

1983 days ago
138.

flee    

HEY YA ALL SEEN THE SLAP CHOP INFOMMERCIAL WHEN HE SAY (YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!!!!!!!

1983 days ago
139.

oki    

I guess she didn't love his nuts!!!

1983 days ago
140.

flee    

seen the hookers mug shot (decent looking) on You Tube then they showed his mugshot BOL (Barf Out Loud)

1983 days ago
141.

always right    

BAHA BAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... That is some funny sh%@!

1983 days ago
142.

jxtr    

I thought perhaps he discovered that the prostitute was a male, instead of female. When I saw the mug shots, I was surprised that it was a female.

1983 days ago
143.

Muffy222    

Typo. Didn't you hear? You're not supposed to hit women! LMFAO

1983 days ago
144.

Dan    

Do you think he told the hooker "you're gonna love my nuts"? I guess she didn't love his nuts... but I guess she thought his tongue tasted better to her. How did she know he wasn't into kinky sh*t we all remember Richard Geere was into some really freaky sh*t. Has anyone seen my gerbil? Fluffy where are you?!

1983 days ago
145.

Herpes Ho Hilton    

Back to the carny midway for Shlomi, barking at peeps to toss dimes in a glass dish, instead of hawking slap thingies & shammys. Oh well, more sales for Billy Boy, lolol

1983 days ago
146.

frogs and gravel    

I can't wait for the Vince Shlomi vs. Billy Mays Octogon, Caged Grudge Match on pay per view.

1983 days ago
147.

Rayray    

Wanna bet that the hooker was a Scientologist operative?

1983 days ago
148.

Midge    

I keep wondering about this ShamWow stuff ... ad says it is machine washable but surely when put in the washing machine, it would just keep soaking up all the water ... how does that work?

1983 days ago
149.

Nicole    

Everyone loves my nuts, hahahaha guess not everyone!

1982 days ago
150.

*fpd*    

haha he aint sayin wow this time !!

im just sayin'

1982 days ago
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