Suri & Violet: Babies' First Inanimate Object

Toddler scenesters Suri Cruise and Violet Affleck have ushered in the latest Hollywood trend taking over celebuspawn playgrounds everywhere ... munching on flip flops and cell phones!

Suri Cruise

With their birth mothers Katie Holmes and Jennifer Garner at their side and no chocolate in sight, S & V are making teething look cool again.
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Tags: cell phone, CellPhone, flip flop, FlipFlop, Jen Garner, JenGarner, Katie Holmes, KatieHolmes, mouth, Suri Cruise, SuriCruise, Violet Affleck, VioletAffleck

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1. They are just kids.........
At least it isnt POO in their mouths,,,,

Posted at 1:06PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by ★☆RoXaNnE☆★

2. leave the kids alone you wackos.

Posted at 1:07PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by artie help

3. Roxanne do you work at all?! You are always first, loser.

At topic: How can Katie let her put that nasty flip flop in her mouth after walking on the ground?

Posted at 1:09PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by EricaErica1984

4. Suri gets that behavior from her father.

Posted at 1:09PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by eww

5. Suri is absolutely gorgeous. She's going to be a stunner when she grows up.

Posted at 1:11PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by monkeynoodle

6. MUST BE REALLY A SLOW DAY FOR TMZ...

Posted at 1:11PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by c'mon!!!!

7. EricaErica...don't be dumb. How the hell can Katie SEE that she's got a flip flop in her mouth? Kids pop things in their mouths all the time when Mom is looking the other way for a few seconds. Does it look like Katie is standing there watching Suri put it in her mouth? No. I'm sure when she saw it, she took it out.

Posted at 1:13PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by monkeynoodle

8. THEY ARE BOTH VERY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:21PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by josi

9. Yuck. A cell phone, fine, whatever, but a gross flip flop that's been on the ground that's been walked on by who knows how many people? Gross.

Posted at 1:31PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by Chelsea

10. Yeah actually EricaErica1984, I do work. I run my own business, and I have people working for me.
Do you work? Since you see me posting here?
Or are you one of those lazy welfare skanks that are on here? Nope, I am not like you. Do you need a job.. or will that cut off your assistance?

Posted at 1:21PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by ★☆RoXaNnE☆★

11. EricaErica you should know kids put anything in their mouths...
Ya know like the picture your mom has of you with sh!t all over your face...
Dont be such a rude b!tch

Posted at 1:22PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by ★☆RoXaNnE☆★

12. the spawn of sicko cult members always exhibit strange mental disorders such as trying to eat filth. at home, i'm sure they eat their own feces as well. Thomas Mapother will probably hook Suri up to some battery-powered Hubbard-meter to try to scavenge the miscavaging thetans from her body, and then lock her in a closet for 12 hours, naked, blindfolded, and hogtied.

Posted at 1:26PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by MSD

13. Suckers!

Posted at 1:27PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by beatupfromfeetup

14. wow, Suri knows how to put her foot in her mouth.
By the way, Suri means: soured in French.

Posted at 1:37PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by PepeLePew

15. WHY, WHY, WHY, does Suri never get to walk?? Is it some weird scientology thing- would she be more earthling and less scientolotot if she walked?? This bothers me. Please, someone, explain.

Posted at 1:40PM on Apr 2nd 2009 by PR

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