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Paris' New Look -- So Ladylike

4/3/2009 12:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.



P-p-p-poke 'er face!

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76.

JD    

What a brain-dead bozzo.

1993 days ago
77.

Spense    

How cruel...Jordi from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" can't see without those glasses!!

1993 days ago
78.

sloppy seconds    

B B B B B Butterface

1993 days ago
79.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

PORRRRRN STARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

1993 days ago
80.

pd    

Hey, Sloppy Seconds, you have to have a nice body to be a Butterface. I would hope boobless stick bodies don't count for you...

1993 days ago
81.

TEAM JEN    

THAT'S HOT!!!!!

1993 days ago
82.

Jane    

What a useless human being.

1993 days ago
83.

Fan Since 2007!!!    



That's right, Paris,
Back to your porn star roots,
Back, BACK we say!

You Herpes infested skank

1993 days ago
84.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

Seriously, the dumb blonde schtick's been dead since Marylin Monroe. Time to grow up, Paris

1993 days ago
85.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

Never thought of the stalker angle on this. You'd think as popular as she's supposed to be you'd think she'd have attracted one by now. Even a certain overweight primate poster here seems to have abandoned her if anyone's noticed.

1993 days ago
86.

tag    

WTF????

1993 days ago
87.

Blonde beauty    

does anyone know what kind of glasses those are?? they would be lovely to wear while "Rollin" hahahaha...

1993 days ago
88.

barney16    

She is a no talent SKANK,has no BOOBS .By the look on her face she does not know where she is.

1993 days ago
89.

kim    

That is not attractive at all. Paris does not do the BDSM look any justice.

1993 days ago
90.

800 Pound Gorilla    

Dear Paris,

You are the center of the Universe.
The World revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

Baby Gorilla

1993 days ago
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