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Hugh Hefner's B-Day

The Party to Die For

4/6/2009 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hugh Hefner pulled off his best "Weekend at Bernie's" impression during his 83rd birthday at the Palms in Vegas this weekend.

Hugh Hefner
Rigor mortis is the new Viagra.

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31.

Divashels    

whats truly funny is how upset all the men commenting seem to be why ? cause you are just as pathetic as he is thats why you are upset and he is a giant douche AND LARRY FLINT CAN KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1995 days ago
32.

You gotta be kidding me...    

Check out the little party whore on Hef's right, in the dress that doesn't cover her crotch. Daddy like, daddy like; oh yeah, daddy like...

1995 days ago
33.

Denise    

15. His new girlfriends SUCK!
Look at his old girlfriends....
They kept him awake!


by ★☆RoXaNnE☆★
I agree !

1995 days ago
34.

mia    

I don't know that I would consider Hef lucky for always having a bunch of stupid skanky over-processed gold-diggers around him. He probably hates those ho's but he does it to keep his business afloat.

1995 days ago
35.

MissNYC    

What's wrong with you cruel people?!?! You should all be ashamed of yourselves....does it give you pleasure to speak badly about people you don't know? Why do you care how he lives his life? You are all disgusting human beings and I feel sorry for you all.

1995 days ago
36.

35 year old virgin    

His magazine still features too many silicone enhanced platinum blondes. I prefer more ethnic girls, at least the frickin' Cyber Club has them (Jo Garcia,etc).
Still I regret I won't become famous before Hef leaves us and I can finally pop my cherry at the Playboy Mansion.
Like other commenters, I don't really believe he's still having sex with these chicks. If I were that old I'd probably be past it myself and maybe just want to get drunk.

1995 days ago
37.

Skank    

That girl in the pink looks like a high paid prostitute! Hef is GROSS!!!! You're right, his new girlfriends are disgusting! I guess his eyesight is failing too! Those twins are double-mc-nasty!

1995 days ago
38.

Movie Ticket Buyer    

Oh Hef, you made such a huge mistake in letting go of the one woman who truly loved you for yourself and has no desire to be the wealthy widow of Hugh M Hefner.....you should have gotten a divorce and made an honest woman of Holly Madison...adopting a couple of cute kids along the way would have gone far in keeping you vital and vibrant for the rest of your days... Your new HO's and your grasping wifie are draining the life out of you....what a shame....what a way for the mighty Hugh Hefner to end up.....wife on guard duty now i read.....sad....so sad

1995 days ago
39.

Patty    

Give the guy a break he's 83 years old.

1995 days ago
40.

L    

This might have been cute when he was in his 30s and the girls were this age...now it just looks pedophilic. Ewww!

1995 days ago
41.

Kay    

Too bad Viagra doesn't keep your whole body awake.

1995 days ago
42.

Brother Harold, S.J.    

I LOVE THE SLUT IN PINK WHO'S WEARING A CRUCIFIX AROUND HER NECK. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD CHRISTIAN. BENNY THE POPE WOULD BE PROUD OF HER. I WONDER IF SHE RECITES THE ROSARY WHILE SHE'S GIVING HEAD TO THAT REPULSIVE OLD MAN!

1995 days ago
43.

Praying for all    

He needs to be home in his jammie's. Old people sleep! No desire for the sexy, late night party scene. Cozy bed spoonig with someone you really care about is what it is all about for 83 yr olds.

1995 days ago
44.

chris    

That whore in the pink dress is Miss March 08 IDA LJUNGQVIST. What a cheap looking thing she is. No wonder he fell asleep.

1995 days ago
45.

BJ Rocks    

haha this is hilarious!! i think Hef needs to go to the old age home.... time to hang it up.... Viagara even too much for the old guy...

1995 days ago
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