Broke-Ass Supervillain After Shadow Hare

An evil genius has placed a $10 bounty on the masked super-hero roaming the streets of Cincinnati -- which means Shadow Hare officially has an arch-enemy ... and he's really, really cheap.

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A supervillain from the "Consortium of Evil" has posted a "want ad" on his local Craigslist website -- offering ten evil dollars to anyone who can reveal the secret identity of the world's skinniest crime-fighter.

We tried to contact the Consortium of Evil to see how his evil plans were going, but we couldn't find a phone number listing for "The Dark Side."



Tags: consortium of evil, ConsortiumOfEvil, shadow hare, ShadowHare, vigilante

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1. first --- yeah boyyyaaaa

Posted at 2:23PM on May 6th 2009 by erock11

2. Hahahahaha

Posted at 2:26PM on May 6th 2009 by Ket

3. HAHAHAHA!!!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!! GENIUS, I TELL YOU... GENIUS!!!! ROFLMFAO!!

Posted at 2:34PM on May 6th 2009 by 3 hot chics & 1 pimpin gangsta

4. We want more Shadow Hare, can't get enough of the caped crusader

Posted at 2:35PM on May 6th 2009 by John Cincinnati

5. everyone knows the darkside number is 666...lol

Posted at 2:57PM on May 6th 2009 by Parents learn to entertain your own kids.

6. HAHA it looks like there are competing groups trying to get his identity!

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/wan/1157696224.html

Posted at 3:02PM on May 6th 2009 by George

7. Does the dark side have cookies?? Add cookies to the bounty and maybe I'll help :)

Posted at 3:09PM on May 6th 2009 by Kitty

8. CARTMANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:17PM on May 6th 2009 by hahaha

9. I'm Pretty Good ,Give me twenty Possible suspects and I could tell you who he is Not,$10.00 Plus $1,000,000,000/for my psychic ability's,, I'm Finding about that James Randie Educational Foundation as I Type,,,...!!!???

Posted at 3:18PM on May 6th 2009 by Michael Graham

10. Well this certainly brings the lulz.

Posted at 3:56PM on May 6th 2009 by Ryn

11. It can't be Bruce Vilanch due to his body size. It has to be someone like Sam Ronson or Mr. Mackey.

Posted at 4:13PM on May 6th 2009 by 1-2-3 go

12. WHO IS THE SHADOW HARE????????????

Posted at 4:17PM on May 6th 2009 by The Dumb Side

13. l-m-f-a-o!

Posted at 7:53PM on May 7th 2009 by leigh

14. I was looking it up on craigslist and theres now a counter offer of $25 dollars for the identity of both Shadow Hare and the Consortium of Evil.Anyone wanna think they are nerds working at a comic book store?

Posted at 5:55PM on May 6th 2009 by Greg

15. I think "Broke Ass Supervillain" is the perfect name for the Arch Nemesis of Shadow Hare.

Posted at 6:09PM on May 6th 2009 by Buckz

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