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Topless Chick Drops 2 on Chicago Bulls Star

5/14/2009 1:17 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Less than two weeks after the Chicago Bulls were bounced from the NBA playoffs -- one of their star players was already on the rebound ... with a topless chick in St. Barts.


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Cameras spotted 6'11" Joakim Noah -- the one with the crazy, frizzy hair -- puttin' a full court press on some smokin' hot woman rumored to be his GF.

Playoffs? What playoffs?!

FYI -- Joakim Noah is perhaps responsible for the greatest celebratory dance in the history of sports -- click here to watch. It's amazing...

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1.

artie help    

FIRST, eeeewwwwww boobies. gross.

1903 days ago
2.

shelly    

He is one FUGLY dude...and only gets that chick cuz he's got $$$.

1903 days ago
3.

Krista    

Nice floation devices lady. Me thinks they are not natural breasts!

1903 days ago
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From the Chi    

1st person your either a woman or gay, theres nothing wrong with a pair on fake titties and 2nd your a hater. Way to go Joakim Noah.

1903 days ago
5.

Wow    

Her right boob is standing on its own! Fake!

1903 days ago
6.

ME    

UGLY IMPLANTS.

1903 days ago
7.

The Observer    

She has her own flotation devices built into her chest. That's what is keeping her afloat.... well, that and perhaps the dude's stiffy.

1903 days ago
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Anon    

It should be illegal to post pictures from a topless beach. but you perverts do it anyway.

1903 days ago
9.

Leah    

Her right boob isn't standing up on its own, you can see his hand holding it up.

1903 days ago
10.

yeah....and?    

How does it feel to have rock hard solid boobs up against your chest? Just curious. I remeber when one of sisters friends went and got a set, we ran into each other at the mall, so she hugs me and I had to control my laughter thinking about how my sister said they were like rocks in a bra, they were!

Do you guys really like that? Really? Its not strange to you or weird? Don't you always think "oh, I'm going to burst one playin' with it too much" How about putting them in mouth? THAT has to strange. Yuk. Hopfully no silcone juice leaks out into your mouth!

Ladies, come on, itty bitty is not a big deal, men like us for all different reasons. To give in this kind of thing just shows a complete lack of confidenece not to mention self esteem and self respect. To believe you will get those virtues by putting some plastic in there, you will find it was not a solution to the problem.

Now you just look fake and what message is that really sending?

1903 days ago
11.

Sono    

Woman who goes WAY to big on the implant job #242644232521



1903 days ago
12.

Sharona    

I guess if he had been hugging on some topless guy that would have been okay.........

1903 days ago
13.

squeakermama    

Fake taters are just weird looking to me. They look like big ole liquid cysts about to pop! ")

1903 days ago
14.

CLN N SBR    

BIG UGLY titties SoooooGross Gods sue your plastic surgeon You are gross

1903 days ago
15.

christine    

that dance made my morning.

1903 days ago
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