Topless Chick Drops 2 on Chicago Bulls Star

1. FIRST, eeeewwwwww boobies. gross.

Posted at 10:21AM on May 14th 2009 by toofastforyou

2. He is one FUGLY dude...and only gets that chick cuz he's got $$$.

Posted at 10:22AM on May 14th 2009 by shelly

3. Nice floation devices lady. Me thinks they are not natural breasts!

Posted at 12:05PM on May 14th 2009 by Krista

4. 1st person your either a woman or gay, theres nothing wrong with a pair on fake titties and 2nd your a hater. Way to go Joakim Noah.

Posted at 10:29AM on May 14th 2009 by Chi-town

5. Her right boob is standing on its own! Fake!

Posted at 10:28AM on May 14th 2009 by Her boobs came from a factory

6. I know it's rude to make fun of ugly people since they can't help it, but after watching this cocky douchebag playing ball in the SEC for years and now in the NBA, I feel fine with stating the obvious. He is quite possibly the most heinously, ugliest person to have EVER been in the NBA. And that's saying a lot since there have been some real mirror breakers over the years.

Obviously this attractive chick with the horrible boob job is just after the bucks. Definitely not that retarded, science experiment gone wrong, mule looking face of his.

Posted at 10:28AM on May 14th 2009 by HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

7. UGLY IMPLANTS.

Posted at 10:59AM on May 14th 2009 by PENNY

8. She has her own flotation devices built into her chest. That's what is keeping her afloat.... well, that and perhaps the dude's stiffy.

Posted at 10:40AM on May 14th 2009 by The Observer

9. It should be illegal to post pictures from a topless beach. but you perverts do it anyway.

Posted at 10:46AM on May 14th 2009 by Anon

10. Her right boob isn't standing up on its own, you can see his hand holding it up.

Posted at 10:56AM on May 14th 2009 by kjo

11. How does it feel to have rock hard solid boobs up against your chest? Just curious. I remeber when one of sisters friends went and got a set, we ran into each other at the mall, so she hugs me and I had to control my laughter thinking about how my sister said they were like rocks in a bra, they were!

Do you guys really like that? Really? Its not strange to you or weird? Don't you always think "oh, I'm going to burst one playin' with it too much" How about putting them in mouth? THAT has to strange. Yuk. Hopfully no silcone juice leaks out into your mouth!

Ladies, come on, itty bitty is not a big deal, men like us for all different reasons. To give in this kind of thing just shows a complete lack of confidenece not to mention self esteem and self respect. To believe you will get those virtues by putting some plastic in there, you will find it was not a solution to the problem.

Now you just look fake and what message is that really sending?

Posted at 11:15AM on May 14th 2009 by Rethink your comment people

12. Woman who goes WAY to big on the implant job #242644232521

Posted at 12:16PM on May 14th 2009 by Sono

13. FYI - he is also responsible for that great interview after the Florida championship game where he had trouble putting putting two sentences together you could understand ..".u no wha i mean mane "..he a doufus that if it wasnt for basketball like rodman , would be hanging off the back of a garbage truck and golddiggn bimbos like this one and electra wouldnt be anywhere around

Posted at 10:59AM on May 14th 2009 by BUNNY

14. I guess if he had been hugging on some topless guy that would have been okay.........

Posted at 11:04AM on May 14th 2009 by SamanthaD

15. another white girl selling herself out for money...let's be honest here, she wouldn't give this ugly dude the time of day if it wasn't for his money.

Posted at 11:03AM on May 14th 2009 by bob