Terror alerts in Cannes were raised to vomit in my mouth, when Jean Claude Van Damme emerged on a balcony in a bikini brief and Paris Hilton attempted to suck the life out of that borefriend fella of hers.
Although swine flu masks were issued, the sight-borne virus was not able to be quarantined.
5/21/2009 7:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Disturbia: Van Damme vs. Hilton
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Keep me as the apple of your eye; hide me in the shadow of your wings from the wicked who assail me, from my mortal enemies who surround me. Psalms 17 8
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Maybe a sequel to A Night in Paris is in the works....she is learning her lines !!!!!
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Why is Jean Claude waving and trying to get the attention of Paris and her dude making out?
I'll never figure out those Flemish dudes.
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Paris has been influenced by her dogs just a little bit too much!
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Paris's boyfriend, seeing how skinny she is, tries to feed her as a mother bird would feed its children.
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do you think when she opens her mouth he can smell her permanent c!ck breath? i bet her teefs are c*m stained.
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