Disturbia: Van Damme vs. Hilton

1. Keep me as the apple of your eye; hide me in the shadow of your wings from the wicked who assail me, from my mortal enemies who surround me. Psalms 17 8

Posted at 6:03PM on May 21st 2009 by Church Lady

2. First baby. Disgusting. Yech!

Posted at 6:03PM on May 21st 2009 by Whoa

3. Maybe a sequel to A Night in Paris is in the works....she is learning her lines !!!!!

Posted at 6:06PM on May 21st 2009 by Mike S

4. Why is Jean Claude waving and trying to get the attention of Paris and her dude making out?
I'll never figure out those Flemish dudes.

Posted at 6:05PM on May 21st 2009 by Cleveland-West_Side

5. Maybe Jean Claude saw an opportunity in that gaping mouth.

Posted at 6:06PM on May 21st 2009 by Kay

6. OMG!..paris ready to lick him down!..euw

Posted at 6:13PM on May 21st 2009 by Google-me-bitch!

7. VERY NICE PACKAGE ON CLAUDE!!!

Posted at 6:08PM on May 21st 2009 by Msfisty

8. Van Damme looks Damme good! :)

Posted at 6:30PM on May 21st 2009 by Deborah

9. Is she trying to wash his face? Just wondering....

Posted at 6:10PM on May 21st 2009 by river rat

10. Paris has been influenced by her dogs just a little bit too much!

Posted at 6:12PM on May 21st 2009 by diaz

11. eww
i wonder how many std's doug has accumulated since meeting paris
she looks like a rabid dog

Posted at 6:14PM on May 21st 2009 by eww

12. Paris's boyfriend, seeing how skinny she is, tries to feed her as a mother bird would feed its children.

Posted at 6:17PM on May 21st 2009 by Fred

13. The photo of Paris; how overtly repulsive.

Posted at 6:21PM on May 21st 2009 by Amazed

14. do you think when she opens her mouth he can smell her permanent c!ck breath? i bet her teefs are c*m stained.

Posted at 6:19PM on May 21st 2009 by eww

15. Does the man have a boner there?

Posted at 6:21PM on May 21st 2009 by Ten