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Disturbia: Van Damme vs. Hilton

5/21/2009 7:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Terror alerts in Cannes were raised to vomit in my mouth, when Jean Claude Van Damme emerged on a balcony in a bikini brief and Paris Hilton attempted to suck the life out of that borefriend fella of hers.

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Although swine flu masks were issued, the sight-borne virus was not able to be quarantined.

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Sylvia    

Keep me as the apple of your eye; hide me in the shadow of your wings from the wicked who assail me, from my mortal enemies who surround me. Psalms 17 8

1946 days ago
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Mike S    

Maybe a sequel to A Night in Paris is in the works....she is learning her lines !!!!!

1946 days ago
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Cleveland-West_Side    

Why is Jean Claude waving and trying to get the attention of Paris and her dude making out?
I'll never figure out those Flemish dudes.

1946 days ago
4.

Kay    

Maybe Jean Claude saw an opportunity in that gaping mouth.

1946 days ago
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Google-me-bitch!    

OMG!..paris ready to lick him down!..euw

1946 days ago
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FiBiker    

VERY NICE PACKAGE ON CLAUDE!!!


1946 days ago
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Deborah    

Van Damme looks Damme good! :)

1946 days ago
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river rat    

Is she trying to wash his face? Just wondering....

1946 days ago
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dianne    

Paris has been influenced by her dogs just a little bit too much!

1946 days ago
10.

Fred    

Paris's boyfriend, seeing how skinny she is, tries to feed her as a mother bird would feed its children.

1946 days ago
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Amazed    

The photo of Paris; how overtly repulsive.

1946 days ago
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scott is yummy.    

do you think when she opens her mouth he can smell her permanent c!ck breath? i bet her teefs are c*m stained.

1946 days ago
13.

Iskur    

Does the man have a boner there?

1946 days ago
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QueenOfTrashin    

She must be the nastiest kisser!

1946 days ago
15.

RL    

Jean Claude looks hot. Nice package!

1946 days ago
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