"We wanna pitcher, not a genital itcher!"
This is actually true -- one of the stars of the Pakistan National Cricket team has been officially benched for a case of the crotch rot ... more commonly known as genital warts.
The Pakistan Cricket board have classified the condition as an "injury" and have decided to sit the player in their next tournament ... he just won't be allowed to sit near anyone else on the team.
Here's the official statement from the PCB: "The medical board has reported that Shoaib Akhtar was suffering from genital viral warts and the wound needs further care and treatment for another 10 days."
Thanks, we think, to Deadspin for bringin' this to our attention...
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Commentsthey announced an official statement about his genital warts?'
wow that's f!ckin embarrassing and funny as hell. haha.
I could have lived a lifetime without needing to know the nature of his condition. Was it really necessary to announce it? My thoughts go out to him; sounds painful and embarrassing!
Pakistan...............what honesty......................way to funny.
Dear God, why did I read that?! Now I'm tramatised... So yucky, poor guy! Ewww!
Parents learn to entertain your own kids.:
Well damn! Next time just tell us where he got it from! I wonder how proud his parents, family, and friends are of him now?
ok...this fall's in the T.M.I. section for tmz !!!
does this piece of work have a girlfriend ??? ummm...don't think so...
A wart covered wound? Welcome to Paris Hilton's world!
If he had been a female, they would have shot her like a lame horse.
I can smell him from here.
Thats what he gets for sneaking onto the ROCK OF LOVE bus.
P.S. He is being politcally incorrect by not wearing the new PEPSI-OBAMA logo on his jacket.
told him to stay away from that whore paris hilton!

















