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Orlando & Miranda

In the Navy

5/22/2009 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Sporting matching navy blue bathing suits, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr soaked in each other's beauty on a yacht in Cannes.

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The only thing these two lucky bastards don't have is a good tan ... yet.

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lynnc    

Wow she looks waaaay skinny...no muscle. Maybe it's just the angle / lack of tan.

1798 days ago
2.

looking    

Wow that is some kinda rear package on her

1798 days ago
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AAAAAHHH!!    

I know we are brainwashed to like women who are sticks, but come on! She has the butt of a five year old. Absolutely skeletal! Anyone who likes that should start dating starving Africans.

1797 days ago
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Joanne    

Anyone else notice how so many women wear hardly nothing and the men really cover up? You stupid women....

1797 days ago
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Shane    

She's not skin and bones - she looks good. Sounds like some of you are jealous...

1797 days ago
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AAAAAHHH!!    

5. She's not skin and bones - she looks good. Sounds like some of you are jealous...

Oh yes, I AM SOOOOOO jealous. I wish my ass could be as nonexistent! Wah! Why can't I have a pancake ass too! She has a pretty face, but that body is NOT sexy.

Sounds like you have been brainwashed---the skinnier, the better, huh?

1797 days ago
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MZLB    

ughhhhh flap jack pancake...i dont think a million squats could help that

1797 days ago
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Marina326    

That appears to be quite the rock on her left hand, ring finger. . . .

1797 days ago
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me    

they are both pale like uncooked macaroni

1797 days ago
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Kayan Phoenix    

wow u know she has really bright Headlights LOL she don't get out in the sun much .. hehe i think this is the first time i've seen orlando with a lil pot belly :D at least we know he eats

1797 days ago
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SUN    

God!! can we get any whiter

1797 days ago
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420 GIRL    

You all are used to seeing ppl that have spray on tans.

So when you see a normal human Caucasian, you freak out !

WTF is your deal guys?

She is just a thin young lady... far from skeletal.
If she was THAT thin you would see her ribs even on her back.

So chill and smoke a bowlfull

1797 days ago
13.

beth563    

So, nobody noticed that Orlando has a gut and is bordering on man-boobs?

1797 days ago
14.

Corey Feldman is the king of douche!    

Damn boat pole!!!

1797 days ago
15.

Get a Clue    

Nothing more hilarious that obese, anonymous woman blog commentators like AHHHH! and beth563 railing on the physical appearance of a young Victoria's Secret model and an actor who's studly enough to land her. Good God, you fat chicks are worthless. Get a life.

They are on a yacht in Cannes, and you pathetic losers are squatting on your fat keisters making yourself feel better by attacking the beautiful people and throwing cinnamon rolls down your gizzards.

Pathetic!

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