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Orlando & Miranda -- In the Navy

Sporting matching navy blue bathing suits, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr soaked in each other's beauty on a yacht in Cannes.

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The only thing these two lucky bastards don't have is a good tan ... yet.
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1. Wow she looks waaaay skinny...no muscle. Maybe it's just the angle / lack of tan.

Posted at 4:12PM on May 22nd 2009 by Lynn

2. Wow that is some kinda rear package on her

Posted at 4:12PM on May 22nd 2009 by tapped out

3. I know we are brainwashed to like women who are sticks, but come on! She has the butt of a five year old. Absolutely skeletal! Anyone who likes that should start dating starving Africans.

Posted at 4:32PM on May 22nd 2009 by AAAAAHHH!!

4. Anyone else notice how so many women wear hardly nothing and the men really cover up? You stupid women....

Posted at 4:35PM on May 22nd 2009 by Joanne

5. She's not skin and bones - she looks good. Sounds like some of you are jealous...

Posted at 4:36PM on May 22nd 2009 by Kiskanclar

6. 5. She's not skin and bones - she looks good. Sounds like some of you are jealous...

Oh yes, I AM SOOOOOO jealous. I wish my ass could be as nonexistent! Wah! Why can't I have a pancake ass too! She has a pretty face, but that body is NOT sexy.

Sounds like you have been brainwashed---the skinnier, the better, huh?

Posted at 4:40PM on May 22nd 2009 by AAAAAHHH!!

7. I think she looks great! perfect body, and I'm a girl.

Posted at 4:41PM on May 22nd 2009 by vla815

8. The Royal Family of Trinidad and Tobago...umm...the country is a Republic.

Posted at 4:52PM on May 22nd 2009 by wtf???

9. ughhhhh flap jack pancake...i dont think a million squats could help that

Posted at 4:56PM on May 22nd 2009 by Doja Blaze

10. That appears to be quite the rock on her left hand, ring finger. . . .

Posted at 4:59PM on May 22nd 2009 by Marina36

11. they are both pale like uncooked macaroni

Posted at 4:59PM on May 22nd 2009 by uncooked macaroni

12. wow u know she has really bright Headlights LOL she don't get out in the sun much .. hehe i think this is the first time i've seen orlando with a lil pot belly :D at least we know he eats

Posted at 5:10PM on May 22nd 2009 by Kayan Phoenix

13. God!! can we get any whiter

Posted at 5:12PM on May 22nd 2009 by Jazz

14. You all are used to seeing ppl that have spray on tans.

So when you see a normal human Caucasian, you freak out !

WTF is your deal guys?

She is just a thin young lady... far from skeletal.
If she was THAT thin you would see her ribs even on her back.

So chill and smoke a bowlfull

Posted at 5:21PM on May 22nd 2009 by Legal 420

15. So, nobody noticed that Orlando has a gut and is bordering on man-boobs?

Posted at 5:31PM on May 22nd 2009 by beth563

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