Cristiano Ronaldo -- The Morning After

1. Europeans are not fat.

Posted at 10:10AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Iam Smartman

2. What low life trash... why is this interesting news???

Posted at 10:11AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Erika

3. Yikes! He's already caught the"Wonky Eye" virus.

Posted at 10:14AM on Jun 12th 2009 by SoSad

4. I wonder how hard he will be laughing when he finds out he has an STD from being with the skank?

Posted at 10:15AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Kay

5. For his sake I hope he wore a raincoat...

Posted at 10:37AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Texanite

6. Iam Smartman - get a life. you sound like a degenerate who does nothing but post on tmz all day. for someone who has all that time on his hands, i'm sure you're the fat and lazy bitch sitting behind a computer all day. not only do you sound like some fat bitch sitting behind a computer, you sound uneducated making such feeble comments...

Posted at 10:26AM on Jun 12th 2009 by A Patriot 2

7. Some pictures he looks hot but others he looks like a dufus. But now we know for sure he's a dufus b/c he hooked up with Paris!

Posted at 10:27AM on Jun 12th 2009 by glowbugger

8. YOU GO PARIS!!~!~!~!~!~!Wit Yo Fine Brazilian Boy!!!!
Don't let these J_E-A-L-O-U-S HATERS GET YOU DOWN....
WHILE THEY'RE WAITING FOR THEIR $300.00 Check from WALMART every two weeks, while you're in CANNES SIPPING Champagne with a HOT GUY (Whoever he might be for the moment...) and they WISH THEY COULD GET THE WEEK OFF to go to PARIS, LONDON, OR IBIZA......IF they could even point it out on a MAP!
OOOOPS....OH...BUT I FORGOT,......since MOST "Middle-Class" Americans don't even bother to obtain a PASSPORT....they wouldn't even be able to leave the country!~!
They sink to claiming you have "herpes" and "Crabs"...well, if you DO, you're health insurance will take care of it...while they hope that their COBRA INSURANCE will cover theirs....that they got off the LAME SKANK they picked up at their local HOOTERS!!!!
You GO "MISS" New Millennial Joan Collins....

SHOW THESE HATERS HOW THE KIDS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE TRACKS DO IT....LET THEM STAY IN THEIR 2-STORY COLONIAL HOUSES THAT ARE BEING FORECLOSED ON...BECAUSE THEY DARED TRY TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO "BUY" THEIR WAY INTO THE UPPER CLASSES....
LOSERS!
YOU GO PARIS.....in your private jet....
F-Them if they cannot take a JOKE

Posted at 10:28AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Kevy Kev

9. Dosent Paris see that she is a joke. Those guys are laughing at her, just like guys used to laugh at the drunk girl they hooked up with in High School. God bless her...she just dosent get it. She is the villag bicycle.

Posted at 10:42AM on Jun 12th 2009 by patti

10. Posted at 10:26AM on Jun 12th 2009 by A Patriot 2

Could you pick a more gay username? Seriously gay.

Posted at 10:31AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Iam Smartman

11. LA~GAYDAR boy sport SOS

Posted at 10:34AM on Jun 12th 2009 by SOCK HER

12. I bet that guy, kev, works at walmart and has cobra insurance - he is explaining his life. Too bad kev your house is in foreclosure. Your an idiot anyway.

Posted at 10:40AM on Jun 12th 2009 by sally

13. I bet that guy, kev, works at walmart and has cobra insurance - he is explaining his life. Too bad kev your house is in foreclosure. Your an idiot anyway.

Posted at 10:42AM on Jun 12th 2009 by sally

14. KEVY KEV? are you retarded? he is not brazilian... he's Portuguese. How about you get a clue.

Posted at 10:43AM on Jun 12th 2009 by daktronical

15. he's not brazilian kev, he's portuguese

Posted at 10:44AM on Jun 12th 2009 by daktronical